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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post your favorite movies you love to hate, here
 
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Apr 12, 2013

pseudorandom posted:

Atomic Train.

I watched it because many years ago I googled Rob Lowe while watching Park and Rec and decided to check it out because trains are cool.


It's the worst movie. Yes, the first scene is literally a train of orphans.. Also, literally everything that can go wrong goes wrong in the worst way it can. (I'm not misusing "literally" here). The movie somehow goes on much longer past when it should have just rolled credits and ends up absurdly maximizing the amount of :psyduck:.

based on the plot synopsis and when it was made, I'm guessing whoever pitched this idea had an N64 and a copy of Blast Corps

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