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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You're ignoring the best thing about Mortal Kombat Annihiliation: somersaults!

Seanbaby posted:

There's yet to have been a cinematic historical society willing to do a proper study on this type of thing, so it's unofficial when I declare this to be the most front flipping movie of all time. Any mode of travel that ISN'T a front flip, such as walking, seems strictly forbidden in Mortal Kombat ettiquette. This reaches the peak of ridiculousness when Shao Kahn has to break the news to his father that Raiden is still alive by, as remorsefully as possible, somersaulting down the stairs at incredible speeds.

The Matrix sequels. poo poo, too long and boring. You know the Superman problem of how do you create a credible threat for a hero who's basically invulnerable? The Wachowskis didn't even try to solve it. Instead, we get a scene of Neo beating up endless Agent Smiths until he gets bored and leaves. Insert "I wish I'd done the same" joke here.

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