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*family of 4 in wisconsin or something comes home to find house has been broken into* mom: they took all my jewelry, my cooking pans! they took OUR CAR kids: they took the nintendo and the sega *dad enters his mancave and is staring at the boxed set of garfunkel and oates greatest hits, untouched. the bluray of jeff dunham, still here. his spare closet full of all those banana republic slacks. dad: guess. . . guess i got lucky huh? |
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that’s a 300 dollar bottle of Tool wine, 300 dollars. and they didn’t want it ? they didn’t want that wine ? they took a keurig upstairs but didn’t want the wine from Maynard’s vineyard ? tool has a new album coming out this year . why. didn’t. they want. the wine.
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it’s a loving monkey drinking liquor, Karen ! A perfect loving representation of being relaxed, and having a good time! they didn’t even BREAK THE loving FRAME!! *Karen weeping and wailing * Franky ! they stole my grandmothers wedding ring ! can you please stop talking about the monkey poster .. *franky pacing back and forth , smoking, pointing cig at Karen* ITS A TIMELESS PIECE OF ITALIAN HERITAGE ---------------- |
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