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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > thieves that steal but also insult your taste

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google THIS posted:

(Me, tied up to a chair and gagged, while the thief rummages through my belongings)

Thief: Oh, this'll look good�(I raise my head hopefully)�in a pawnshop! (I sigh as I slump back down)

Manifisto posted:

me: my car! my car is gone!

friend: say is that a "metaphors be with you" bumper sticker on the ground over there? didn't you have one exactly like that?

me: n-no . . . . not that exact one, no . . .

A LOVELY LAD posted:

I reach in my pocket at the train station to find my wallet is gone! All the remains from it is my metal credit card shaped survival tool and bottle opener.

A LOVELY LAD posted:

My hot new album is pirated on the internet! I find the torrent and the emotional closing track feat the guy from counting crows has been removed from the file list.

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