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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > thieves that steal but also insult your taste

alnilam

Finding all of my stolen jewelry at goodwill amd buying it back

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 00:08

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:44

alnilam

Kevin: *smug* better hurry up, I'm calling the cops!

Marv: *worried* he's calling the cops!

Harry: *derisively* calling the cops *angrily* from the treehouse? *strikes marv* come on

Cut to Kevin in his really super decked out treehouse, sadly lowering the receiver of the phone. There's phone, TV, video games in there, it's awesome, but Kevin is clearly hurt by the assumption that it's not

# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 22:20

alnilam

canyoneer posted:

the back window of my car was smashed out, and someone took my banjo.
i went inside to call the cops, and when I came out someone had put it back and there was another banjo there too

they call this one "dualing banjos"

# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 04:49

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