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me: my car! my car is gone! friend: say is that a "metaphors be with you" bumper sticker on the ground over there? didn't you have one exactly like that? me: n-no . . . . not that exact one, no . . .
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me: so its identity theft. my identity has been stolen. holy gently caress. officer: weeelll . . . [waggles hand back and forth] me: I don't understand. they have my name, address, social security number, right? officer: yes. me: and they have my credit card numbers, my bank accounts, all the contacts on my phone, my social media passwords, all of it . . . yes??? officer [nodding]: I'm afraid so me: so what's the issue? officer: to be frank . . . they've got it all, but they don't want it. me: they don't want it?? officer: actually they're trying to give it back |
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