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me: so its identity theft. my identity has been stolen. holy gently caress.
officer: weeelll . . . [waggles hand back and forth]
me: I don't understand. they have my name, address, social security number, right?
officer: yes.
me: and they have my credit card numbers, my bank accounts, all the contacts on my phone, my social media passwords, all of it . . . yes???
officer [nodding]: I'm afraid so
me: so what's the issue?
officer: to be frank . . . they've got it all, but they don't want it.
me: they don't want it??
officer: actually they're trying to give it back
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Officer: so, they broke into your car and stole everything?
Me: yes
Officer: even the sheep skin seat covers?
(I look away and nod. A detective behind one way glass looks at his partner)
"Got him"
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