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Snuck into disneyland by pressing the back of my hand on my friends to copy the return stamp but I dont really enjoy any of the rides in adventure land so I'll see you guys over at space mountain |
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Feb 28, 2019 23:47
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Just imagine grabbing a bag from the back of an armored truck but it turns out to be nothing but sacagawea dollars Imagine going to jail for stealing sacagawea dollar coins and the ferocity of the beatings you'd receive |
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Feb 28, 2019 23:55
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Hi, so I stole your purse last week on the subway. Here it is, im sorry for that. Listen, do you know that purchasing counterfeit designer brands often finances organized crime and child labor? Its way uncool. |
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Mar 1, 2019 00:03
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Officer: so, they broke into your car and stole everything? Me: yes Officer: even the sheep skin seat covers? (I look away and nod. A detective behind one way glass looks at his partner) "Got him" |
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