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A large parade balloon of a lion. Have it wander through town all day every day.
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Mar 5, 2019 15:29
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Lion parade balloon has a speaker that just chants the word "zoo" over and over.
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Mar 5, 2019 16:07
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Man walks to door of his apartment balcony in shirt and underwear. Highball glass in hand. Lion balloon floats past chanting "zoo". Man is enlightened. He suddenly takes on life with a renewed energy. Gains promotion at work. Lives a generally fulfilling life. Sadly, he doesn't go to the zoo.
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Mar 5, 2019 16:15
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"We found a cache of these in an old publishing warehouse. We can give them out to guests." Pries open a crate and a ton of magazines from the 90s come spilling out. "I never thought it was true! I saw the commercials as a kid but my parents never..." gasped the manager as he reached down to grab the kids' magazines, "ZOOBOOKS!"
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Mar 6, 2019 02:35
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