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Staff zooölogist: here, take this Zooödex, it contains information on all of the animals. Some parts of it are missing, perhaps you can fill them in and get it back to me?
Kid: hey there's only two entries in here, and they're on cats and dogs... oh i get it, is this like a Pokemon reference, like i get to go on a journey and fill it out?
Z: uh sure yeah
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May 21, 2024 20:33
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- alnilam
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Lion parade balloon has a speaker that just chants the word "zoo" over and over.
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Mar 5, 2019 16:21
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(Commercial opens on two guys in an apartment. They appear to be your typical bachelor flatmates except they are sitting straight upright in a pair of kitchen chairs and their complexion is unusually pale.)
Guy 1: I am bored. That is a human emotion.
Guy 2: Hoo. Boy. Me too. My life lacks stimulation.
Guy 1: Hey. I know. We could go to...(slowly turns head toward camera but otherwise remains perfectly still)...the zoo.
Guy 2: The...(also turns toward camera)...zoo?
Guy 1: Yes. The zoo. That would be pleasing. The zoo.
Guy 2. The zoo.
Both: Zoo. Zoo. Zoo.
(They continue to chant, gradually becoming louder, as they slowly rise from their chairs and walk toward the camera. They reach out, and it almost seems like their hands are beginning to emerge from the screen when there is a sudden jolt of static and it cuts to a different commercial.)
Long live the zoo flesh
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Mar 5, 2019 18:10
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zoo where everyone gets dosed with the scary juice from Batman Begins
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