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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > zoo marketing ideas
 
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 Thrill of a lifetime! Pet a random living creature at the zoo. Roll a bunch of dice then stick your hand into this opaque box. Gom Jabbar

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* # ¿ Mar 3, 2019 18:43
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 Get feed to the animal of your choice. $25 if carnivorous. Otherwise $500.

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* # ¿ Mar 3, 2019 18:44
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 Rent to own pets!

Genetically modify your own monstrosity!

Ice cream Tuesdays!

Look at this weird cat!

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* # ¿ Mar 3, 2019 18:46
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 I'll be honest, the goats are a major selling point. They like to climb on things.

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* # ¿ Mar 4, 2019 00:34
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 Now with real Goblins!

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* # ¿ Mar 4, 2019 18:37
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