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you can't advertise smoking to children. you can't. but these animals. we'll teach them to smoke. we'll teach them to hold up the cartons of our fine tobacco-based sponsors' products, so the kids know what to buy. we're the stewards of the animal kingdom here, people. as in, we're going to turn the lungs of our animals into stew
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"did you install that glory hole at the Three-Toed Sloth enclosure? our core audience is hurting to get their ding-dongs and doorbells slathered with sloth slobber" "Sure did! Was a hell of a time trying to drill a hole through that concrete, though" "Concrete? The Three-Toed Sloths are enclosed with a wooden fence. The only pen with concrete is--" *interrupted by a blood curdling scream* *shouting in unison* "the Dick-Stabbing Sloth enclosure!"
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