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Look, the zoo just isn't getting the foot traffic it used to. We need ideas people.
We can maybe train the Koalas to hand out zoo maps or something
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you can't advertise smoking to children. you can't. but these animals. we'll teach them to smoke. we'll teach them to hold up the cartons of our fine tobacco-based sponsors' products, so the kids know what to buy. we're the stewards of the animal kingdom here, people. as in, we're going to turn the lungs of our animals into stew
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Mar 1, 2019 06:58
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maybe get some actual cool animals for the petting zoo like kittens or something
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Mar 1, 2019 07:03
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We have a "deluxe" petting zoo. Less than 50% goats.
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Mar 1, 2019 18:00
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Lets rename it "the office" so husbands have a great excuse to come
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Mar 2, 2019 17:50
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May 21, 2024 11:24
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Also maybe we can hire steve carell for promo stuff
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