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Man, if stabbing, cutting and shooting ghosts surprises this girl, wait until she learns you can just punch em in the face to deal with them.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2019 23:44 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:56 |
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Reinbach posted:I just want to point out that devilman was shrugging off those bullets in a cutscene! Just wait till later to be REALLY Impressed.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 00:31 |
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Accordion Man posted:More like next update Or the following update at the latest. Either/or.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 04:12 |
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StandardVC10 posted:Okay but how soon before we get multiple dead children poured together to create some kind of magical abomination Been about 10 years since I last played, but I THINK We avoid that this game...
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 06:00 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:40. Except, as stated, at this point, Koudelka has no impact on this game.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 20:28 |
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RandomMagus posted:Postcards? Prescription medicine bottles? Overly elaborately decorated cakes? Progressively larger balloon animals? It gets REALLY Freakin Weird.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 06:31 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:My favorite version of the myth is the one where Arachne brags about being better at weaving than the Gods and then Athena comes down and is all "oh yeah?! Prove it!" and Arachne is just like "Fine, I will" and it turns out Arachne actually IS better at weaving than the Gods and Athena is so pissed about this she whacks Arachne other the head and murders her and then turns her corpse into a spider as an extra little gently caress you. Especially Zeus, who could keep his out of anything.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 21:29 |
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IMJack posted:Only the beginning, my friend. Only the beginning. Understatement of the Century.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 04:13 |
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Kurtofan posted:japan why You think that's bad? In the Directors Cut of the game, which is Japan only if I remember right, one of the outfits is basically as she appears in that exact image. And the Stud on the Card for it is of one person we all know and hate VERY well
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 01:07 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:The Persona 5 stuff is significantly worse. The Magimel brothers may be stereotypes, but at least they're actual characters (and portrayed as pretty nice guys with useful skills) and not just an excuse to do child rape jokes. It is actually modeled after His Dead Daughter
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 02:19 |
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Best character the whole series you mean, as far as entertainment value goes..
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 06:20 |
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Joachim is the best. Especially his sidequests. ALL Of them are probably the most amazing in the entire game.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 23:40 |
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I always thought the Palace area of the Key of Solomon was Palace of Transgression, not Tranquility. Also, the Forest of Passion is indeed KINDA Rapey... Bet Zeus would feel right at home there.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 01:37 |
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Speedball posted:Oh god, I just realized, they updated Karin and Gepetto's "slightly drunk" titles to "Sloshed" and "Hangover Tomorrow" after we cut back to them haha. Huh. Never noticed that myself... but in my defense I likely played this game back before I even know what those terms meant so it likely flew over my head.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 07:01 |
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ultrafilter posted:I'm pretty sure I could actually write out some late game events here and no one would believe me. I'm pretty sure we could write complete and utter nonsense and have it be more believable than what we will experience throughout this game. And by saying this anyone who has played can now write out whatever they want and those in this blind will not be sure WHAT to believe as they will constantly wonder what we are saying is too absurd to be true, not absurd enough and so on.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 08:37 |
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BisbyWorl posted:Calling it now: Joachim's ultimate weapon will be Keith's coffin. Oh come on. That is nowhere NEAR as Absurd as Joachim's Weapons can get.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 18:19 |
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stryth posted:FTNW gets even weirder than Joachim, by several orders of magnitude, I really hope TDI LPs that someday! True, but I still think most of them pale in comparison to Joachim's penultimate and Ultimate Weapons
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 16:01 |
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Gilgamesh255 posted:Joachim: Oh...well this is awkward. ...That makes more sense than it has any right to in this series.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 18:19 |
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For those wondering if any of their weapon guesses were correct... One of you were. In fact, Doubly so for the sequel game. Also A couple of you were thematically correct, if wrong otherwise, on some of his weapons.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 21:45 |
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CmdrKing posted:Sure, but on the other hand, what sort of monster would ever take Joachim out of the party? I like to switch my party members around regularly to keep things fresh.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 04:58 |
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Kanfy posted:Personally I'm very particular about my video game pussies, gotta be at least pierced and colored a beautiful shade of pink for me to be into it. Well, the pussy is big, it is a lovely shade of pink and it is most definitely pierced. Is it to your liking?
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 05:36 |
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I drat near passed out from laughter reading the update with the last boss battle, was laughing so hard I couldn't breath.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:10 |
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I doubt Yuri would try using it. For starters, even with a war going on, it would be more of a pain in his rear end than he is willing to deal with to find enough orphans to make a biomass slurry out of them to even begin trying.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 05:28 |
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Captainsalami posted:Much like how all Kevin's are weird, all Amy or Amis are bitchy. That's news to me. I'd assumed from all the stories about entitled, parents, customers, ect I'd seen online, I'd figure it would be Karen instead of Ami/Amy
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 17:09 |
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achtungnight posted:Hope Joachim can handle Great Gama Round 2 after the next dungeon. He's my favorite sidequest. Wolf Bout is a close second. I can't wait until we get to the Endgame Part of Joachim's Sidequest and see everyone's reaction to it. It is the most glorious thing ever.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 00:04 |
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Junpei posted:You know, I'm still not sure how the real Rasputin was such a lady-killer. Either he was a really good conversationalist or he secreted pheromones that made any woman within arm's reach wanna bang him. I was saving this for later, but to hell with it, now is a good time to reveal this. Dude was hung like a horse. There is a Museum in Russia that apparently has his severed, pickled phallus on display and it is 12 inches long from what I have heard, and am not sure it the pickling left if soft or hard. THAT is why he could likely get all the ladies.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 19:29 |
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Geostomp posted:They know it’s more trouble than it’s worth. I’d say using it as a bargaining chip is the second smartest thing to do with that book. The first is burning it. I dunno, burning an ancient evil book of druidic rituals and spells seems like a BAAAAAAD idea, even if it is a translated copy. Who knows just what kinda poo poo would happen by doing that. Better to lock it in a chest, encase that chest in a block of concrete, encase the concrete in titanium, etch any kind of magical ruins that would make people stay the hell away from it and then drop it into the deepest, darkest trench the ocean has.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 18:53 |
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Poor Yuri. At least before it was mostly actual threats who teleported, not the Rent-A-Mook the Villain hired to do a job.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 05:34 |
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Eh, the starving dude will be fine. Look at him, he is quite hefty in size. He can't be starving that badly. And well dressed. He likely has a stash of food somewhere or a way to easily get too and from a place with food,
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 07:58 |
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ultrafilter posted:You could easily not realize that you didn't have to solve the puzzle to get Amon if you aren't using a guide. Plus if they went with the Seraphic Radiance now they wouldn't have been able to tie in Albert Simon. Yeah. But then again it is probably more Realistic to tie in with Albert and Amon, Power Scale Wise than to Give Yuri the last Games Endgame Fusion whose lore literally states it has the power to murder gods before we even reach the mid game here. Plus, A demon in a church is more of a reason to freak out and get help from what appeared at the time to be the Vatican than a naked Angel is.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 04:47 |
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Hopefully we don't run into any damned sewer puppies who blow up airplanes here.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 22:27 |
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Moleboy posted:I think I remember someone farther up (like page 1 or 2ish?) Saying that the company with ownership had gone in super hard for Pachinko, though could've gone bankrupt since then. If I remember right, the company that owned it got bought out then the second company either got bought out or merged.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 06:15 |
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Geostomp posted:So, basically, the rights of these games are tied up in so many hands that it’d be near impossible to get a re-release, let alone a sequel. Pretty much, unless someone was to go through the hassle of buying the rights to them
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 17:00 |
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Malah posted:Well. Meh. I haven't felt clean since I learned about Goosh Goosh from Anime America. This is honestly less disturbing.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 01:27 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:The whole Ring Soul thing feels like a running gag Id would make up, except it's actually in the game Just wait until he reaches From The New World
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 23:49 |
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Well, the tower was used for torture and murder for YEARS, and the Catholic Church was pretty freakin brutal and unforgiving in the past from what I know. They may have just tortured and killed enough people at that specific place enough that it literally became a vault for Malice. Alternatively they used it as a focal point to draw in the malice of everyone killed due to the actions of Catholics over the centuries: The Crusades, Inquisition, ect, to keep it from causing them problems later. Basically Magically sweeping the anger of people killed by them under the rug and forgetting it even exists.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 16:14 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:56 |
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Zagglezig posted:I can't remember, is Roger just immune to dying from old age or would he be fine if one of the bears got to him? Considering Roger got teleported to the moon, survived the vaccuum of space and reentry to the Earth, I think he is full on Immorta;
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 04:46 |