trying to jack off posted:

more spoilers

Dynamic horse testicles, they shrink in cold weather
Name your horse
You can scold or praise your horse
Whistle radius grows when the horse bond grows
Horse equipment is fully customizable, from the saddle that has golden pins to the hair
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their horse
Horses poo poo dynamically
Walk your horse around
Jump from your horse onto a moving train
Brush your horses. Arthur makes remarks about the horse depending on the horses gender
Store horses in stables so you have more backup horses
Horses die and can't be resurrected
Tell a horse to flee to spare it's life
Horses kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Horses have personalities
Horses move sideways
Horses can learn tricks

HolePisser1982 posted:

lol i sent him to buddhist heaven, which seemed nice to do, but i think i might be pursuing some sort of “kill god” ending, which might not work out for him

mysterious loyall X posted:

hurrr, where do mountain dwelling monks keep their sacred texts. probably on the ground floor like in every story and movie about mountain dwelling monks. durr. HUUrrr

Evil Eagle posted:

Thermos posted:

Me: *bursts in the door like Kramer*

Enemies: "Lol this fuckin guy"

EmmyOk posted:

Fought the Chain Ogre one time and saw now and then the option to grapple his back but never landed it.

Then I thought I’d drop off that bell some lady gave me as a quick errand and I spent the past few hours in a memory lol.

Took ages to get passed Enshin the shining Hunter. He wasn’t too bad once I calmed down and realised Mikiri counter was O not L1. Main issue was clearing out the guys with him.

Found a secret area just after him with a purple guy who killed me twice now but at least is alone.

Also took me an embarrassing long time to realise the axe was right by me and not after the first shield guys. Glad I’ll have fire for chain ogre now

In Training posted:

oh huh ive literally never run out of spirit emblems so ive never bought one.

EmmyOk posted:

Gyobu was a fun fight. I died against him maybe 9 times lol but absolutely crushed him when I won taking close to no damage. Only had 3 or 4 permadeath outside of that. Realised that using my res to escape and return to an idol makes far more sense than seeing it as a second go on a minibus etc.

EmmyOk posted:

I've just seen my error...

EmmyOk posted:

he can do that??

EmmyOk posted:

Double ape fight wasn't as bad as feared, could beat his first phase easily enough now especially with the purple brolly. But phase two got sloppy and I died. Beat it second try with my powerful move MORTAL DRAW on the brown ape whenever the other was screaming and once I'd won there was smooth sailing apart from the three times I nearly died.

EmmyOk posted:

Getting owned and this is the first fight since poison pit snake eyes I just feel sapping my enthusiasm totally. Like a worse version of GA where it just feels like a total mess and nothing like you've been practicing for with all the other cool fights. Also a status boss sucks imo

EmmyOk posted:

Holky poo poo beat remix Owl on my third try. Amazing, godly. Blood is red hot rn

EmmyOk posted:

Can't wait for it! Gonna get to it tomorrow I think. Assuming it's the lord gen rematch so should be good!

EmmyOk posted:

Obviously a god level game S+ 5/5, that's just one area that I don't like but is quite well liked by others. I

Heath posted:

The second phase doesn't give a gently caress about fire

Second phase: if you have the confetti that makes your sword glow purple, the second phase is weak to that. If you are able to deflect a few of his swings in sequence, he will eventually rise up completely vertical with his sword in the air. Deflect that big swing and it will knock him flat on his face for big damage

Pablo Nergigante posted: