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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke from El Paso recently lost his election for Senate against the formidable and much-loved Rafael "Ted" Cruz, so now he's doing the obvious thing and running for President of the United States, which he will win.

Wrap it up, Bernailures, you're in the Beto Ghetto now.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



No

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Beto O'Rourke is the President of the United States of America

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

I'm Beto

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


gently caress off bicth

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
my calves are cramping already

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Finicums Wake posted:

my calves are cramping already

beto 2020: please cum

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1079099675465170944

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
donald is right, again

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

ScrubLeague posted:

Wrap it up, Bernailures, you're in the Beto Ghetto now.
super tuesday is texas is going to be not fun at all

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
I heard he used to live with Alex Jones. They were in a band together too.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003


Liberalism is a mental disorder

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Beto O'n this dork not going anywhere!

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I Beto you he won’t win.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Liberalism is a mental disorder

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/JoeLeydon/status/1106010363043201026

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 04:35 on Mar 14, 2019

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
wow

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

“Look, Beto O’Rourke isn’t a young Bernie Sanders. He’s more like a young Joe Biden,” Brad Bannon, a Democratic strategist told Newsweek. “It seems to be that he has always been Obama-esque. I don’t think he’s ever represented himself to be a progressive in the [Bernie] Sanders mode.”

O’Rourke’s potential 2020 run would be about his charisma, not ideology, said Bannon. “He sort of sees himself as a charismatic Bobby Kennedy type. He’s never going to be the hero of the Sanders party," he explained. But my theory is that Democrats need to nominate someone who is acceptable to both wings of the party. I think Beto seems like he can be a unifying figure in the party.”


im the missing quotation mark where the strategist and reporter become one with the succ

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/theseantcollins/status/1106028857646370821

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
excited to vote for the 46th president Beto O Roark in 2020

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/1105981458659762176

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Beto things aren't possible

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

good to see jim orourke being really honest in his music

quote:

Don't believe a word I say
Not that you would anyway
I may be insincere
But it's all downhill from here

If I seem a bit remote
You'll feel better if you say I'm a misanthrope
Or whatever floats your boat
As for me, I'd rather sink my own

Even though I'm here, you should feel all alone
Maybe the point of this you've just outgrown
There are names for me that are better known
Just draw a line and I'll add my own

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
i cant stop laughing at the dog. i feel bad for it but im still laughing

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
more like Beta lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

there are so many things wrong with this...

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Beta o'Dork

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
wow! president beto!!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

wow! president beto!!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
woah

https://twitter.com/socialists4beto/status/1073700544827531264

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i went into buc-ee's a week ago and there was a whole display in the entrance with this magazine. they're very proud of it!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I really, really don't want to see a Beto sex scandal.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
remember the charming story of how he got his nickname: his father thought his lilly white son would have a better shot at winning hispanic voters when he grows up to be a politician if he had a hispanic nickname.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

paul_soccer10 posted:

remember the charming story of how he got his nickname: his father thought his lilly white son would have a better shot at winning hispanic voters when he grows up to be a politician if he had a hispanic nickname.
interesting

i'm going to name my son "don carlos" but if anyone asks it'll be after the union army general, don carlos buell. the mclellan of the west, they called him!

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

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