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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
thanks I hate it

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

i look forward to learning all the ways he is terrible

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/55Counties/status/1105998941898883072

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

according to him beto was apparently driven by the divine hand of God Himself, and lost to ted cruz anyway

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
It's so obvious that the plan to prop up Beto as the next Obama was concocted during his race against Cruz and was contingent on Beto winning...but they're just going ahead with it anyway.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
The problem with like 80% of Trump's policies is that they aren't delivered by a vaguely attractive dad who lets the kids have a beer at home once in a while.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
He's got the crucial demographic of "friends of friends who are suspiciously into rockabilly" locked up

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/halbritz/status/1106164488280174592

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

MeatwadIsGod posted:

It's so obvious that the plan to prop up Beto as the next Obama was concocted during his race against Cruz and was contingent on Beto winning...but they're just going ahead with it anyway.
The consultants that cooked up that plan just want to keep getting paid.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
are you beta for beto!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/llerer/status/1106165303795482629?s=19

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Pretty weak for what looks like it should be a power move.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

frankenfreak posted:

Pretty weak for what looks like it should be a power move.

Yeah well neither of them will be president so it's just about the energy level I'd expect

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Mayor Dave posted:

Yeah well neither of them will be president so it's just about the energy level I'd expect
Well, that is what I was implying: Please endorse.

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006
It's gunna be so satisfying to see this fucker crash and burn.

Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

cross posting from the tmup thread:

https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/1106016159986524162

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


every journalist making this comparison for easy twitter numbers is using the same picture of a spicy ketchup pack lol

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

the spicy ketchup thing was pointed out when he ran for senate. he literally just reused the same art that his failed senate run did.

I can't imagine anything more emblematic of our ruling class failing upwards than betos life

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Pod Grift America

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Everything about Beto 2020 is maximum succ

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

frankenfreak posted:

Pod Grift America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXylUA9r8sA

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
I would BET 0 dollars on his victory lol

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oops all corruption

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

really queer Christmas posted:

I can't imagine anything more emblematic of our ruling class failing upwards than betos life

:emptyquote:

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
It's like when your guy dies fighting the mid-boss, and then you think, "I'm probably ready to beat the game."

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Oyak posted:

I would BET 0 dollars on his victory lol

Kefahuchi_son!!!
Apr 23, 2015
Beto makes calves cramp across the Atlantic.
A journalist in one of Portugal's main newspapers has a new piece about how Beto embodies the hope of the american dream and how he is the chosen one to beat Trump.
She's been this horny about him since the mid-terms.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Robert francis O'Rourke you stop running for President this instant young man!

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
if they don’t release fundraising numbers within the next few hours, that’s gotta be a bad sign, right?

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Pure Blaxplotiation
Jan 19, 2009
Betophiles

Pure Blaxplotiation has issued a correction as of 21:57 on Mar 14, 2019

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
:wrong:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

But he knows a Spanish word! That's basically the same thing!

https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1106258016733708291

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WampaLord posted:

But he knows a Spanish word! That's basically the same thing!

https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1106258016733708291

jesus christ

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

WampaLord posted:

But he knows a Spanish word! That's basically the same thing!

https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1106258016733708291

The Young Jeb! Chronicles

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