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quote:"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is the entirety of what has been described as a six-word story, making it an extreme example of what is called flash fiction or sudden fiction. Although it is often attributed to Ernest Hemingway, the link to him is unsubstantiated and similar stories predate him.[1][2] What are some 6 word stories of sudden fiction for computers you could tell?
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Backups disks ready, no restore procedure
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backups on the virtual machine itself
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Mar 14, 2019 21:02
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stand-up meeting! back in 40 minutes
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Mar 14, 2019 21:03
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garbage displayed but monitor is off
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Mar 14, 2019 21:07
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stop posting get out of yospos
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Mar 14, 2019 21:09
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new replies! alas, someone quoted stymie
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Mar 14, 2019 21:12
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security's a feature. no business case
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Mar 14, 2019 21:15
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my bloodline ends with a computer
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Mar 14, 2019 21:16
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committed to 48 points, velocity 12.
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Mar 14, 2019 21:20
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for project: new wiki. never used.
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Mar 14, 2019 21:26
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stock grant after series G funding
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Mar 14, 2019 21:28
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CTO rewrote the framework last weekend
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Mar 14, 2019 21:29
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the frameworks are not lightweight enough
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Mar 14, 2019 21:31
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production outage triaged, six months later
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Mar 14, 2019 21:35
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started new job, issued Asus laptop
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Mar 14, 2019 21:36
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a business critical visual basic script
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Mar 14, 2019 21:38
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another conference, alone in hotel drinking
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Mar 14, 2019 21:44
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boss asks Rockports? they are Alden’s
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Mar 14, 2019 22:01
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did not read, laughing out loud
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Mar 14, 2019 22:08
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Friday afternoon deploy, leaving for vacation
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Mar 14, 2019 22:09
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eight different places for team documentation
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Mar 14, 2019 22:11
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warts in and around your anus
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Mar 14, 2019 22:32
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Commit changes 87 files. Code review.
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Mar 14, 2019 22:39
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gas thread ban op voted 1
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Mar 14, 2019 22:46
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computer (🖨)
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Mar 14, 2019 22:48
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for sale: boat shoes, never used.
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Mar 14, 2019 22:49
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carrying a printer for my lady
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Mar 14, 2019 22:49
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turned it off and on again
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Mar 14, 2019 22:54
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MononcQc posted:What are some 6 word stories of sudden fiction for computers you could tell? what word width OP
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Mar 14, 2019 22:56
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i think you mean the 110 word computer stories, op
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Mar 14, 2019 22:59
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this is a 110 word story (only computer progframmer will get this)
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Mar 14, 2019 22:59
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segmentation fault, core dumped, in public.
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Mar 14, 2019 23:33
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git reset --hard HEAD~1; git push -f -f doesnt count as a word ok
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Mar 14, 2019 23:40
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oracle buying sun was a mistake
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Mar 14, 2019 23:41
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Production outage? Works on my machine!
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Mar 14, 2019 23:45
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fortran seventy seven legacy code base
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Mar 15, 2019 00:01
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just compile it down to javascript
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Mar 15, 2019 00:38
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delete from table, no where clause
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senior software development engineer in test
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