Hemingway 6 word computer stories: Your OS; a piece of shit

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Powered Descent posted:

Tabs or spaces? Changes every line.

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

tmesis posted:

accidentally typed my password in slack

Blinking cursor observed, keyboard focus elsewhere

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 22:08

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

We wrote our own programming language

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 22:09

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I'm going to loving kill Google

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 22:10

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

cubicle wall covered with Dilbert strips

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 22:15

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

drinking seventh coffee of the day

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 22:16

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

unit tests keep failing; IgnoreAttribute! Done

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 22:31

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

nobody knows how this program works

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 23:37

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Debug.Assert(false, "Should not happen");

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 12:15

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

10 PRINT "BUTTS"
20 GOTO 10

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 16:18

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

deprecated five years ago. still used

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 16:35

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

~Coxy posted:

locale different between production and staging

our software doesn't work in Turkey

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 11:00

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

screaming at my computer, weeping blood

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 14:12

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Here lies
testing

peperony and
chease

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 14:15

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

darmok and jalad, on the ocean

# ¿ Jun 14, 2019 20:46

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

suffix posted:

hr sided with the sjw feminazis

laughing my rear end off, out loud

# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 13:02

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

customers need internet on their televisions!

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Pham Nuwen posted:

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# ¿ Jul 8, 2019 11:44

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