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quote:"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is the entirety of what has been described as a six-word story, making it an extreme example of what is called flash fiction or sudden fiction. Although it is often attributed to Ernest Hemingway, the link to him is unsubstantiated and similar stories predate him.[1][2] What are some 6 word stories of sudden fiction for computers you could tell?
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Backups disks ready, no restore procedure
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Mar 14, 2019 20:56
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stand-up meeting! back in 40 minutes
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Mar 14, 2019 21:03
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CTO rewrote the framework last weekend
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Mar 14, 2019 21:29
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Friday afternoon deploy, leaving for vacation
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Mar 14, 2019 22:09
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carrying a printer for my lady
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Mar 14, 2019 22:49
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Production outage? Works on my machine!
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Mar 14, 2019 23:45
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high tech car: drove into firetruck
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Mar 15, 2019 01:12
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the blog post is the documentation
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Mar 15, 2019 02:58
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Google: "How to ...?" > Nevermind, found how!
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Mar 15, 2019 03:04
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our model: driving user engagement up
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Mar 15, 2019 12:10
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Deleted comments—code is self explanatory
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Mar 15, 2019 18:02
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caught in workplace phishing training exercise
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Mar 15, 2019 20:35
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overloaded queue crashed: make it persistent
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Mar 15, 2019 21:46
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touched legacy code, now it’s mine
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Mar 16, 2019 22:12
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wrong university, color: no culture fit.
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Mar 17, 2019 23:07
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we need more women to ignore
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Mar 17, 2019 23:08
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itanium forecasts going up up up
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Mar 18, 2019 12:15
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fixed dad's laptop; blames me henceforth
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Mar 18, 2019 15:42
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interviewee has arrived with helicopter parent
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Mar 18, 2019 19:02
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commit message is ASCII middle finger
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Mar 19, 2019 13:21
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contract paid on paypal; deemed fraudulent
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Mar 20, 2019 14:22
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equality operator overridden to "not equal"
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Mar 22, 2019 21:12
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Corporate DNS: IPs in a wiki
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Mar 26, 2019 14:40
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working overtime. manager had donuts delivered.
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Mar 27, 2019 01:08
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Got no children? You get overtime!
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Mar 27, 2019 12:37
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flakeloaf posted:Who actually uses Canadian Multilingual StandardÉ Serious response: I know a lot of people who use it (I believe that's the one Mrs. MononcQc uses), though I'm personally on the Canadian French keyboard layout. Now for this thread, one I've had: Decrypting disk requires encrypted keyboard layout
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Mar 27, 2019 18:45
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Feedback withheld? Peer uncomfortably hated content
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Apr 12, 2019 05:05
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build failed after five hours (ENOSPC)
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Apr 18, 2019 14:19
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live streaming failed database recovery attempt
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Apr 18, 2019 14:22
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migrating webapp from zend to zope
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May 28, 2019 00:46
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last week working, normal productivity expected
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Jun 17, 2019 16:58
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sorry, but here's free credit monitoring!
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Jul 4, 2019 02:58
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wearing a pager during family vacations
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