Hemingway 6 word computer stories: Your OS; a piece of shit

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

just compile it down to javascript

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

delete from table, no where clause

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 00:40

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

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# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 00:42

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

2015 macbook pro replaced with 2018

drat these are fun to make

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 00:43

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

error: undefined is not a function

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 00:53

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

1-indexed column-major array semantics

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 00:54

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

who wrote THAT? oh right, me

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 00:56

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

i got an offer from amazon

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 01:01

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

who needs schema, we have json

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 01:04

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

khosla ventures wants to invest $10m

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 01:08

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

blue check on my twitter profile

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 01:09

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Offshore can figure it out themselves

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 01:28

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Laptop is technically a keyboard sandwich

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 01:31

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

gently caress I ran out of weed

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 01:32

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Bay Area job, only five figgies

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 01:41

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Good thing my gun jammed, bitch

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 02:48

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

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# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 20:52

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

I�m gonna be a Nigerian princess!

# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 00:34

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

user string concatenated into sql query

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

public static void main string args

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