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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Ciaphas posted:

memory leaks? it's fine, buy ram

did not solve, computer explodes instead

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Critical business data stored in mongodb

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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PII and you: unsecured S3 buckets

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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microservices, monorepos. But what's source control?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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flakeloaf posted:

Different jack, must install drivers again

different jack, but still totally racist

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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ifdown eth0; device 4000 miles away

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
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nerdz posted:

for sale, cheap gpu, slight wear

dehydrated strawberries but also brain damage

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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nerdz posted:

sent rm, stray space before slash

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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password manager is stuck under keyboard

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

Soricidus posted:

code old prev backup dot zip

project final final use this final

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
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Soricidus posted:

curl http link, pipe sudo bash

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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MononcQc posted:

overloaded queue crashed: make it persistent

tef voice: don't use a queue

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
we dyin'

forums rewrite? Probed for saying lomarf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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emailed boss other job's acceptance letter

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Hammerite posted:

nobody knows how this program works

and you're responsible for five nines

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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no special characters or spaces allowed

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

sex, guns, politics: your worst nightmare.

poo poo hit fan: lawyers, guns, money

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

MononcQc posted:

fixed dad's laptop; blames me henceforth

fix the wifi or I'm disinherited

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

Soricidus posted:

this shouldn't work, but somehow does

this couldn't have ever worked, m8

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Editor died: 47 kilobytes of (&)nbsp

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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shoe salesman died: 47m of nbsd

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

new file system killed my wife

borat voice: reiser voice: my knife

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
we dyin'

chorded mechanical keyboard; big arthritis energy

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

abigserve posted:

i haven't made any changes today

must have been the new firewall

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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Silver Alicorn posted:

fix it with a software patch

glazed brakes repaired over the air

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we dyin'

can ping computer, can't find it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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orange juche posted:

That's like three posts, god dammit

don't you ever quote stymie again

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Scott Baio Nudes posted:

engineer thinks they are a machinist

physicist thinks they are an engineer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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goatse engineer? where is the ring?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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siri, what is an up dog

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:

they call it a loving “bullpen”

double barreled left handed specialist action

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

tmesis posted:

resume forgotten on department printer tray

signed offer letter sent to boss

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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sometimes things are ok these days

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
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MononcQc posted:

live streaming failed database recovery attempt

:hmbol:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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MononcQc posted:

migrating webapp from zend to zope

upgraded backend to cobol on cogs

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

Accidentally caffeinated the new fiber optics

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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mekkanare posted:

We connected it to the internet!

we protected the passwords with rot13

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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MononcQc posted:

last week working, normal productivity expected

you now must destroy the gigs

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
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Ciaphas posted:

current job status: making GBS threads and posting

Reading this post, on work toilet

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I see disgrace. Turn my monitor, on?

You can't even count to six

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