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Hahahahah, this is it, isn’t it? His grand art exhibition is going to be uploading some JPEGs to a modern day VRML scene.
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I’m frankly shocked it’s not NFTs
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Jun 17, 2023 19:38
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Frank Frank posted:I’m frankly shocked it’s not NFTs I mean he already tried that grift and failed so clearly he had to be forward thinking and come up with something newer and better
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Jun 17, 2023 19:41
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Almost unbelievable that the cereal box pictures are so tiny you have to keep tapping/clicking the "Forward" button to make them out. Then they're just as expected. I looked at three of the artworks, then quickly gave up trying to navigate the gallery as if it was a much, much, much shittier version of Doom.
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Jun 17, 2023 19:47
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Wait you’re seeing actual art? I got a 3D maze/gallery that was entirely empty.
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Jun 17, 2023 19:48
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I got three cereal boxes too. I looked around for an easter egg but I was disappointed
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Jun 17, 2023 19:54
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This is what I see in Firefox on Android, after the page loads: The tiny square on the right is an artwork, easy to miss. Something tells me Nathen wouldn't have bothered to test it in many different browsers/OSs.
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Jun 17, 2023 19:56
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There are now FOUR cereal boxes. Three on one wall, and a little tiny blue one way over to the right. It's the size of a light switch. E:fb
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Jun 17, 2023 19:56
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I am happy to report that the pieces have titles
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Jun 17, 2023 19:58
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you're truly missing out frank edit: evidently the Corn Pop one has been SOLD for the price of $1500 according to its info when you click on it 
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Jun 17, 2023 19:58
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MrQwerty posted:you're truly missing out frank I don't believe that for a godamn second
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:I don't believe that for a godamn second gotta create artificial scarcity and a sense of exclusivity to get potential buyers hyped on "3 Kiss A$$es" the descriptions/artists statements are... very Nathen Tony fooled me! posted:It was nothing but orange and sunshine throughout my entire childhood until I grew up and the world became a catastrophe Nothing called god in our world it seemed,just lots of cartoons packing full of BHT and high sugar ingredients to watch out for in the face of capitalism.The sides of the box is inundated with darkness painted over the Nutrition Facts Table,since mislabeling is a symbol of corruption. 3 Kiss A$$es posted:I thought those 3 were my friends as a child. Cute and colorful! I guess they really wanted to feed me the preservative under fire, tert-butylhydroquinone, more commonly known as TBHQ and high-glycemic carbs (type to spike energy quickly).Yet again, I never had real best friends on a global scale. They all abused me in different ways. I just wanted to feel loved like when I was a child in Laval. Life in the Loops! posted:Identity crisis, health problems, emotional abuse, and 1,000 hardships come to me in all different colors. Nevertheless,I stay positive, persistent, passionate, patient, and perceptive(5Ps). I am like a canary in the cage full of vitality, but imprisoned in my mind. I just want to fly, but universe says NO...or does it? I'll just EAT Butylated hydroxytoluene (BHT) & genetically modified ingredients. POP Out of Control! *SOLD OUT* posted:I was always out of control as a child who kept dreaming. One dream would pop after the other. I felt unstoppable, invincible, and strong, until life popped up in my face, shook me, and sat me down, tightly and firmly, telling me to relax, this world is a big popping lie. I guess I'll just EAT Butylated hydroxytoluene (BHT) and trans fat and stare at the bright sunset. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jun 17, 2023 |
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Jun 17, 2023 20:04
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Oh my god you can click on them and there's descriptions?? Consider me entergaged
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"I guess I'll just EAT Butylated hydroxytoluene (BHT) and trans fat and stare at the bright sunset" -My epitaph
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Jun 17, 2023 20:09
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In the US Kellogg’s makes a variety pack of those four cereals plus two others: The box art being different bothers me though; I don’t know anything about Canadian stores so I can’t see if they have different art and potentially find the exact pack that Nathen bought
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Jun 17, 2023 20:48
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Frosted Flakes posted:Tony Fooled Me! Rice Krispies posted:3 Kiss A$$es! Froot Loops posted:Life in the Loops! Pops posted:POP Out of Control! lmao who bought the pops one, show yourself
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Jun 17, 2023 23:07
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ITT we are extremely and unreasonably angry at snap, crackle and pop
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Eight-Six posted:lmao who bought the pops one, show yourself No one bought it, Nathen is a lovely, petty liar. Also it is immensely funny to me that his clean label website is dead already. Wonder if his partners know / how they feel about that.
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Jun 18, 2023 01:29
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Nathen's painting descriptions remind me of the weird ranty manifestos about chemicals that some dumbshit would staple up outside my college's dining hall, as if the average student would read that while staggering in for their morning bowl of Applejacks.
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Jun 18, 2023 02:01
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I feel like Nathen could have picked worse cereals to complain about than rice krispies. Why do puffed rice when you have poo poo like lucky charms and cinnamon toast crunch lying around?
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like Nathen could have picked worse cereals to complain about than rice krispies. Why do puffed rice when you have poo poo like lucky charms and cinnamon toast crunch lying around? are rice krispies suddenly farm2plate
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MrQwerty posted:are rice krispies suddenly farm2plate Only if the mascot is in blackface
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Jun 18, 2023 02:50
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like Nathen could have picked worse cereals to complain about than rice krispies. Why do puffed rice when you have poo poo like lucky charms and cinnamon toast crunch lying around? As I pointed out, all the cereals that are part of his "art" are sold as part of a Kellogg's variety pack. It would be immensely, immensely on brand for him just to buy a multipack. Even better - he might just have taken these four boxes from a hotel he stayed in.
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Jun 18, 2023 03:30
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Eight-Six posted:lmao who bought the pops one, show yourself Maybe Nathen's dad bought it.
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Frank Frank posted:I feel like Nathen could have picked worse cereals to complain about than rice krispies. Why do puffed rice when you have poo poo like lucky charms and cinnamon toast crunch lying around? Look whatever came in the multipack he bought is what came in the multipack he bought.
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Jun 18, 2023 04:06
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Certainly Nathen bought his own art, right? Probably thinking that, if others see that someone thinks the art is worth buying, they might as well buy in, too. It's not like he's losing anything by paying himself, aside from maybe a small fee for the site host.
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BigBadSteve posted:Maybe Nathen's dad bought it. That would show a level of care and interest that hasn't been displayed so far
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Detective Thompson posted:Certainly Nathen bought his own art, right? Probably thinking that, if others see that someone thinks the art is worth buying, they might as well buy in, too. It's not like he's losing anything by paying himself, aside from maybe a small fee for the site host. Yes of course? No one knows about Nathen's art.
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 10"x8" my rear end, sorry, my A$$. What are those 2" Froot Loops? He glued the tiny boxes to a bigger piece of cardboard so he could make them seem bigger, didn't he?
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Knormal posted:
Ohhh that makes sense
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snap, crackle, pop, preservatives under fire
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Oh my god, it’s all been building to this. Don’t you see, the cereal boxes aren’t the art, Nathen Mazri is. His whole life is performance art of the very highest calibre, it’s all commentary on the vapidity of corporate culture and marketing, and the corrupting power of money. A caricature of marketing made manifest, even Nathen’s “original” contribution is simply a bad portmanteau, like Blogebrity or Listicle, he is undeniably entergaging.
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BigBadSteve posted:Maybe Nathen's dad bought it. On his crowdfund investment campaigns virtually every public investment came from his family members so I'd be surprised if this wasn't the same
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Jun 18, 2023 10:02
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His next venture might even be singing the theme tune to Mighty Mouse
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Do you think his dad will hang that $600
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Do you think his dad will hang that $600 i think we probably know how his dad feels about froot loops honestly i wonder if he's even mentioned by his father outside of the family
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Detective Thompson posted:Certainly Nathen bought his own art, right? Probably thinking that, if others see that someone thinks the art is worth buying, they might as well buy in, too. It's not like he's losing anything by paying himself, aside from maybe a small fee for the site host. Less outrageous hucksters then nathen have done that to give the impression of interest; imo it’s a given here.
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Jun 18, 2023 13:58
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Yeah if it was a real buyer he would have bragged about them by name on his social media like that woman who bought the suit & pillow
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Did everyone miss the amazing video of him "delivering" the sold art to the buyer? It must have been an Instagram story that one day someone linked to it. Probably walking up to his own door and knocking
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