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I counted six pepperoni slices on the entire pizza and as a co-worker bit into a slice, she said, Im not sure if I ate the pizza or the box. The crust was really cardboardy and the pepperoni didnt taste real. https://www.thestar.com/life/2019/06/07/we-tried-the-pizza-and-lasagna-at-new-garfield-themed-restaurant-and-heres-what-happened.html
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Jun 8, 2019 10:35
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I cant believe they messed up the lasagna. Garfield would be ashamed right now if he were still alive.
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Jun 8, 2019 11:52
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wait a loving minute is this not a lasagnacat thing
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Jun 8, 2019 12:03
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Icochet posted:oh god this again Gimme a twelve-inch burnt vaguely cat-shaped pizza with nine tiny slices of pepperoni on it, please. Make sure it looks as if a human and a couple of household pets threw up on it, then you burnt it in a garbage-fired oven. And a gallon of dog cum to wash it down.
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Jun 8, 2019 12:12
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 "GarfieldEATS is betting on people opening the app over and over to play games and watch the 1990s Garfield and Friends TV show, ordering food as part of the experience."
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Jun 8, 2019 13:49
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Well that certainly is a thing to bet on.
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Jun 8, 2019 13:58
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it feels like i have schizophrenia when i read anything about this. like i'm being gaslit by an app developer.
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Jun 8, 2019 14:11
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Pastry of the Year posted:
GarfieldEATS is betting on people opening the app over and over to play games over and over, and and and and watch the 1990s ordering food is as is as opening is as Garififlifef is as part of the experience head hurt
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Jun 8, 2019 14:18
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If they serve bad lasagna I'm casting an Arbuckle curse on this place
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Jun 8, 2019 14:27
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Jun 8, 2019 14:48
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numberoneposter posted:they say never meet your heroes but i think we need some pics if you happen that way again  Picture from here as is this quote: quote:But GarfieldEATS is not just a food-delivery app, as Mazri prefers to use the term entergagement as a portmanteau of entertainment and engagement. Users can watch Garfield cartoons for free (or purchase the two seasons of the Garfield and Friends cartoon that millennials may remember watching in the 90s); play a built-in game similar to Fruit Ninja in which players can earn points to redeem food and shop online for tees, comics and mugs. There is a section on the app where users could upload selfies and captions with digital stickers of Garfield and Odie, but Mazri says that will be taken down as users began to upload inappropriate content. Also, I don't think anyone's posted the video of Jim Davis looking like death and reading a script he's seeing for the first time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Pmh5vrzwM
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Jun 8, 2019 15:31
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Embrace the sweet death, Jim
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Jun 8, 2019 15:47
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Black Mirror: What if Ooobie's Og Ouse but with Garfield
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Jun 8, 2019 16:04
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Mordja posted:It's an orange storefront with comic strips in the window. Wtf there is a real storefront? This has to be some kind of money laundering out of the UAE scam.
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Jun 8, 2019 16:20
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Captain Beans posted:Wtf there is a real storefront? If it is then it's the dumbest possible way to launder money cause no tax auditor in the world is dumb enough to believe that you had revenue with selling gerfield pizzas(and pasta)
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Jun 8, 2019 16:24
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Pulcinella di Bund posted:it feels like i have schizophrenia when i read anything about this. like i'm being gaslit by an app developer. It makes you question like, what is real. Are we real? Is this a real timeline? Are we just echoes or reflections or could-have-beens?
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Jun 8, 2019 16:25
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Opferwurst posted:If it is then it's the dumbest possible way to launder money cause no tax auditor in the world is dumb enough to believe that you had revenue with selling gerfield pizzas(and pasta) or is it?!?!?!?!?? think of the untapped entergagement available - plus remember youth is an asset namaste edit: oh poo poo the dude updated his Instagram with new pics of the place Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jun 8, 2019 |
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Jun 8, 2019 16:26
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Captain Beans posted:Wtf there is a real storefront? Money laundering seems to work best with a cash-based business, exactly the opposite of a 100% app-based restaurant. Or at least that's what I learned watching Breaking Bad.
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Jun 8, 2019 17:34
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Mordja posted:It's an orange storefront with comic strips in the window. New season of Jon's Spergers lookin good
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Jun 8, 2019 19:44
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Opferwurst posted:Black Mirror: What if Ooobie's Og Ouse but with Garfield Odies Dog House?
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Jun 8, 2019 20:23
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That slogan is the exact thing a millionaire crazy person would tell himself was perfect and genius.
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Jun 8, 2019 20:24
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Mordja posted:It's an orange storefront with comic strips in the window. "don't leave me," the perfect slogan for my cafe in which by design customers must pick up their order and leave to consume it elsewhere
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Jun 8, 2019 20:37
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Mordja posted:It's an orange storefront with comic strips in the window. i can feel myself becoming lasagnastomper58 please help
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Jun 8, 2019 21:15
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The Garfield voice is absolutely someone trying to impersonate Lorenzo Music and failing. There's probably a metaphor in there somewhere.
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Jun 8, 2019 21:16
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BigBadSteve posted:And a gallon of dog cum to wash it down. garfieldeats needs to add horchata to their menu and call it veterinarian's nutritional supplement for pregnant dogs Necros posted:Odies Dog House? die og hous
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Jun 8, 2019 22:07
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Order a Garfield pizza you cowards
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Jun 8, 2019 22:23
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I can't even download Garfield Eats in my area, but instead there is a fitness tracker called Garfield Fit. Incredibly poor brand fit with that one.
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Jun 8, 2019 23:03
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ewiley posted:Money laundering seems to work best with a cash-based business, exactly the opposite of a 100% app-based restaurant. Or at least that's what I learned watching Breaking Bad. The show in which they launder a lot of their money through the magic of the internet?
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Mordja posted:Also, I don't think anyone's posted the video of Jim Davis looking like death and reading a script he's seeing for the first time. This doesn't make me want to eat at the Garfield rest runt.
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Jun 9, 2019 02:01
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Sounds like you need to get Engarged.
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Jun 9, 2019 02:02
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Sounds like you need to get Engorged.
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Jun 9, 2019 02:21
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gently caress off, garf.
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Jun 9, 2019 02:52
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extremely the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVV95JQcWhg
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Jun 9, 2019 03:10
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Pulcinella di Bund posted:it feels like i have schizophrenia when i read anything about this. like i'm being gaslit by an app developer. Yeah same, that storefront pic is not helping either
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Jun 9, 2019 03:20
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Order a Garfield pizza you cowards Is there a Canadian thread somewhere? How about some sort of "post your favourite touk" trap thread? We just need to find the right Torotonion
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Jun 9, 2019 04:53
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A Week of Garfield Eats
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:I counted six pepperoni slices on the entire pizza and as a co-worker bit into a slice, she said, “I’m not sure if I ate the pizza or the box. The crust was really cardboardy and the pepperoni didn’t taste real.” an app that sucks, crust so tough its crazy thats why they call it the garfuccino, baby
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Jun 9, 2019 05:44
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:extremely the same The editing on this video is insane.
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Blistex posted:They waited 9 years for a joke, at this point I would think what you're suggesting is possibly below them. Explain
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