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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Love me, feed me, don't leave me!

Ha ha ha, classic garficcino.

Navigating this site is like scrolling through a late 90s geocity... thing.

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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

I can't wait to try a garficcino naturally flavored coffee like beverage liquid.

Entergagging!

I'll die over the secret orange sauce! Here's my goupon, I'll have a whole tissue box full!

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Be sure to order the pizza AND garficcino. Then post about the devastating diarrhea while sitting on the john.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
The Garfield voice is absolutely someone trying to impersonate Lorenzo Music and failing. There's probably a metaphor in there somewhere.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Mordja posted:

Also, I don't think anyone's posted the video of Jim Davis looking like death and reading a script he's seeing for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Pmh5vrzwM

This doesn't make me want to eat at the Garfield rest runt.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
gently caress off, garf.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I'm hungry, open garfeats* and order us up some grub!

* the cool way to say "Garfield eats" quickly and efficiently.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Tip posted:

Yeah but have you tried the Hobbesaccino and the pizza shaped like Calvin pissing? Way better quality than anything at GarfieldEats.

"Hobbe's love of tuna sandwiches is legendary, so we worked with world renowned chefs to create the Hobbes shaped tuna sandwich!"

*store bought tuna salad on white bread, cut using a "Hobbes shaped" plastic cutter*

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

What's going on with the Garfs fingers? He got eyes there or something?

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

StudlyCaps posted:

I’d love to know what secret knowledge the cabbie gave our hero about the British economy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMkQDhQ0FoA

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

This one, including the "your" thought balloon.

KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Aug 24, 2019

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I had a pizza
shaped like Garf
It was so bad
I had to barf.

Burmashave!

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I'll take a Llyman pie, man.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
It should be shaped like Jim Davis's head.

Take Jim's favorite meaty load!

KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Dec 11, 2019

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Branch Garfidians.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Garfield's tail all on on a stick?! Sounds great, I'll hashtag eat one today!

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
But it looks so much like Garfield's tail! It's uncanny! Like I'm eating an actual cartoon cat!

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Next up: the Blooming Odie!

Get a crunch of Odie with special Liz Wilson creamy sauce! Don't forget a a Garfaccino to wash it down...

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.


Come entergage with us, Nathen

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
J.J. Fad's hit single "Supersonic" but with "Entergaging" as the chorus instead.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

BigBadSteve posted:

Because no ons's buying the food.

GarfieldWATCHES.

...

... and waits...

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Agent Escalus posted:

FlintstonesEats?

This food tastes like yabba dabba doo-doo.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I hope Garfield shows up on the opening day of scoobyeats and kicks the dog off the table.

Entergaging!

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

everdave posted:

A Dagwood has been slang for a giant sandwich since the 1950s at least. Bc of the comic. A Dagwood is a giant sandwich

BCeats

BroomhildaEats

HiandLoisEats

JrJumbleEats

The possibilities are endless.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
MothergooseandgrimEATS

HagarthehorribleEATS

9chickweedlaneEATS

MarktrailEATS

Get on this, Nathan! So many properties, so much dad's money to spend!

Also:

lt_kennedy posted:

The Phantom: The Ghost that EATS
Very yes.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Garfield is surprised and frightened to see us and starts waving his hands to ward us off. People? In GarfieldEATS!?

He spends most of his days staring at that back wall, not bothering anyone. Leave the poor mascot alone, you weirdos eating at GarfieldEATS.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

czg posted:

Have a genuine Garfutainment fever dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IirR9ggF490

Is everything Garfield related extra super lame? I'm starting to think the orange cat has the touch of death.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The '80s Garfield and Friends cartoon owned hard.

The old tv specials were pretty great too.

I guess when lorenzo music died, he took Garfield with him.

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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
THAT'S what nathan needs! A garf ride!

I would love... LOVE to see what kind of a ride our li'l entrepreneur can come up with.

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