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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Why is this only in Toronto. Who are these Garfield lobbyists that live there, preventing the rest of us from getting these garfield shaped pizzas It's also in Dubai!
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Behold, my name is Garfield Eats, king of entergagement Look upon my brand, ye mighty, and despair
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Jun 10, 2019 23:54
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Who's in the suit? Also him. Don't think too hard about it: that's entergagement, baby.
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Jul 3, 2019 19:34
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Ah yes, mantitude, the attitude of being a mantis.
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Jul 4, 2019 13:07
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“Johnny Cash’s Songs of Blue” seems like a good user name for an engrish gimmick-poster or something.
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Jul 18, 2019 23:12
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:I ended up throwing out the last piece because it had reached peak soggy. How big is it? Is it meant to be a personal-size pizza for one?
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Jul 20, 2019 04:55
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Thots and Prayers posted:{Arabiolysis} Chapter 5 - Understanding the Others Just want to highlight that he’s making GBS threads on Arabs for buying international brands instead of coming up with their own in this, the book he wrote before licensing a major international brand instead of coming up with his own. Also nth-ing the gratitude to KYD for the live encounter!
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Jul 28, 2019 02:24
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angerbeet posted:My mom used to tell me a story that Muhammad was so patient he let a pregnant cat deliver a litter of kittens in his lap and that's why cats have an M on their forehead. We're not Muslim, we're white as gently caress Canadians so I don't know where that came from but whatever. To be honest, Muhammad wouldn’t have used M since he spoke Arabic, and “we’re going to pay homage to your kindness but fuckin lol if you think we’re putting it in any alphabet you can understand” is a pretty cat move.
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Aug 6, 2019 04:39
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:The biggest sign it's going to fail (or is just a front for money laundering) is that it's a new lovely theme restaurant in Toronto and there hasn't ever been a giant line to get in. This dumbass city will line up for hours for literally anything new and food related, especially if it's overpriced and even vaguely Instagrammable. No, no, no, that's just a sign of how incredibly efficient this new mobile ordering process is! Why, you barely have time to be entergaged before you're already leaving with your Garfaccino!
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Aug 11, 2019 07:32
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FuhrerHat posted:so from my place i can see that this place constantly has roof parties that i assume are just the owner and his friends Listen man it is not easy to play music on a Garfield shaped guitar.
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Aug 16, 2019 21:41
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:You should have the owner PLAN your wedding. Gonna end up putting that orange suit on every groomsman.
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Sep 8, 2019 04:28
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Is it just me or is that truck photoshopped? I bet they don't even have a truck.
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Sep 13, 2019 01:43
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No. 6 posted:I don't know about you all, but I paid my $10 to post on forums dedicated to discussing the house of Saud. Excellent, please join my thread about the fanfic I’m writing in which Garfield goes to live with a Saudi prince.
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Oct 3, 2019 14:42
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I was really kinda sad to discover that they took a lot of the madness off their site. The hot recycling tips are gone. It no longer even says “entergagement”! HOW WILL I BE ENTERGAGED NOW??? 
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Oct 8, 2019 08:13
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We also would have accepted "Garfupons"
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Nov 28, 2019 03:49
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GolfHole posted:2 more months until the lease goes up for renewal If you make me a garfield shaped pizza I will come to your house. Prokhor Zakharov posted:love me, feed me, entergage me confuse me, enrage me, entergage me
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Dec 11, 2019 23:02
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ANUSTART posted:Who asked for this, show me All I have ever wanted is to eat garfield's tail, and I am definitely a real person, who exists.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Take, eat. This is my tail which is given to you. This do in remembrance of me. Garf has died Garf is risen Garf will dine again
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Pastry of the Year posted:Nathen has written... again: Nathen posted:They still think they can become a global sensation with a drive-thru, god food, and quality service. That is not enough, sorry to break it to you! Well poo poo, there goes my plan to be the chipotle of ambrosia. Nathen posted:Netflix is producing original content such as House of Card and Orange is the New Black to retain user retention. We have to retain more retention. Nathen posted:It is time to foster deep relationships with consusers (users first that are potential consumers second) in the digital ecosystem and not transactions. is this more pronounceable if you grew up with arabic? "consusers" just sounds horrible to me. Nathen posted:Total Entergagement = (Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price 0, based on the average retail price of my purchases from GarfieldEats ......and then this poo poo just ends without him even reaching a conclusion. He closes by pointing out that Uber (known for its entergagement, obviously) was founded by someone at 35 and therefore he is also young and GarfieldEats is the new Uber I guess.
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Dec 20, 2019 23:45
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SatansOnion posted:I can’t tell whether “consuser” is a misspelling of “consumer” or if he’s trying to coin an entirely new word, and either way I could use a hug, a chair, and an iced tea about now It is a portmanteu of "consumer" and "[app] user" e:fb
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Dec 21, 2019 01:20
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GolfHole posted:theres a 0% chance they actually have a deep fryer so my guess is its baked Hmmm. But do you consult on increasing the entergagement levels of consusers??? Or just some dumb bullshit like selling products people want at reasonable prices?
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Dec 24, 2019 04:52
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Elderbean posted:Hacked for 7 months. What horrors have the dastardly hackers perpetrated in these long months with the considerable power of the GarfieldEATS social media account?!
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i'm, physically and mentally, unwell I too suffer terribly at the thought that I will never get a chance to eat the stone fire @garfield Gharitta #pizza, friend. We are in this #together.
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Feb 9, 2020 10:49
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Pewdiepie posted:Nathen Mazri is without a doubt more successful and likeable than his detractors. As a risk-taking detractor, I can only assume you are saying this purely to spite me, thus totally invalidating it.
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Feb 9, 2020 22:42
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Pastry of the Year posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1229558347420008448 Just want to say, if you watched this without sound, go back and experience how bad the music is.
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Feb 21, 2020 01:46
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Buschmaki posted:i cant stop thinking about "Big Agna" Is that pronounced to rhyme with Lasagna? Like “Big anya”?
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Feb 23, 2020 03:59
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mediaphage posted:Also apparently I missed that the app has an AR feature?? Had It was fruit ninja, but shittier and with a background of whatever you camera is pointed at.
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Feb 25, 2020 21:39
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Killingyouguy! posted:
Mneow? Is... is that what they use for a cat sound in Arabic? It's like the bastard child of Meow and Nyan. Edit: vvvv: mailing him to Abu Dhabi feels really different from the perspective of someone living in Dubai. Akratic Method fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Fanvest in entergagement for the consusers!
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Dont Touch ME posted:Please don't gently caress with mentally ill people I regret to inform you that in 2020 America, belief in the QAnon conspiracy theories is actually an accepted and popular part of the political spectrum.
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Mar 22, 2020 19:11
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"Our employees will still have medical tools especially thermometer and other supplies in the restaurant." why Especially given that he's talking about after things reopen, but even more especially because who the gently caress would trust anything medical from "the world's youngest Garfield licensee"?
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Mar 30, 2020 05:19
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Geez. That poor man's brain. It was already pretty thoroughly addled, I'm not sure it can handle direct contact with non-adulation.
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lmao at the difference between the first two photos on that page. Not even slightly the same costume. First pic is an actual garfield costume, second pic is a pile of poo poo that is definitely still better than what you're actually getting in the mail (if anything).
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1286744213456064514?s=20 What the hell does this mean?
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Jul 24, 2020 23:24
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I do appreciate the constant reference to giving up, implying that GarfieldEats is in the kind of state where most people would just shut it down and FOOLISHLY give up being the WORLD'S YOUNGEST GARFIELD LICENSEE.
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Mods change our title to MULTI-TOON ENTERGAGEMENT MEGATHREAD, we can no longer be constrained to just GarfieldEats.
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azurite posted:He even got a brown suit! Between the way he talks (that lasagna announcement is disgusting, like he's trying to make it sexy) and the phrase "we are all walking brands" I don't think I've ever hated a human being more. Edit: also, I love that his response to GarfieldEats crashing and burning is to think "well I must have the wrong ancient brand that people only like ironically now, I'll just do the same thing but Scooby Doo."
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Nov 12, 2020 21:06
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Honestly, the funniest possible outcome is that the order is real. I don't have high hopes, but there's probably at least one rich weird and terminally-online Garfield fan in the world.
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Big City Drinkin posted:I didn't see this posted in the thread but here's a tour-de-force interview with Nathen from a couple months ago, where he touches on how phones make his arm tired and how he received death threats for not having opened a Bugs Bunny restaurant: Don't close the thread until more people read this. It's impressively incoherent. Nathen is like a human Markov chain trained on business school textbooks. e: quote:You eat and you don't bloat. People say, 'Oh my god, I can use so much of it and I won't bloat, because it's so healthy and fresh.' I don't have artificial colours. Akratic Method fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Dec 5, 2020 |
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