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Haha, yeah, that garfield. Boy what is up with that anyway? Sometimes I stop and think about it like "You know sometimes it's not that funny or endearing, so what makes it stick around?", you know? But it does. Well I guess that's garfield for you. And that's what makes it open to parody like this. It touches on things that each of us can relate to, so when something is amiss about it, we notice it. Isn't that something? I sure think so. Something to reflect on this morning about garfield.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 14:16 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:05 |
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loving. Finally.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 20:30 |
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STOP LITTERING posted:I hope the garfield pizza is the greatest pizza in all the world. "..and I'd give it all..I'd give all of YOU for just...one..more slice...of that...Garfield pizza...I..." "Grandpa!" "He's delusional, Katy" you hear as you begin to slip the bonds of this hellish gay earth, your final words drying the last of the drool on your lips, moistened to the last by thoughts of the best pizza you've ever had. You ever could have had. And could never have again because of that Fat. loving. Cat. "That bastard!" you think, as the black waters of eternal nothingness wash over the orange sands of your pizzaless existence.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 22:02 |
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Mordja posted:It's an orange storefront with comic strips in the window. New season of Jon's Spergers lookin good
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2019 19:44 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Well according to the Toronto Star-Ledger the pizza sucks. What an epic meme! If the Toronto Star-Ledger had said it was really good pizza, then it would be a good meme?
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2019 14:51 |
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Mordja posted:Yeah, this dude definitely seems stable. I like that the lasagna boxes become tissue boxes. At first, I thought, of course he's so deranged or out of touch with what he's doing that "...no, used greasy take out boxes might not make the best tissue boxes", let alone why anyone would want a tissue box because..what? But then I thought, maybe if you're a real over-eater, like Garfield, maybe you feel bad about that, and maybe you cry a little after you eat a whole box of takeout lasagna from a place with a cartoon cat as a mascot, and some tissues might comfort you. And that's just a nice thing to do.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2019 17:36 |
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pseudanonymous posted:Aren't their tons of pictures of Garfield? Or is he a never-nude. I assume he meant nudes of himself rather than ever more nudes of Garfield, of which thankfully the world brims.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 20:53 |
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pseudanonymous posted:Thanks for clarifying, I surely didn't misunderstand on purpose. You're welcome! Please feel free to ask any more questions you have about the Garfield ap and be sure to vote the thread 5 and thank the OP if you enjoy
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 21:11 |
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Arbuck Something was wrong with the coffee.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 21:25 |
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Oh come on. He wants a fleet of green vehicles to deliver from one tiny store
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 23:25 |
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"just a friendly FYI (that's feline your information), Garfield may deliver cheesy pasta payloads via his sassy automated combat drones! You never know WHERE or WHEN that cat might be placing your fresh and tasty order-nance! Oh Garfield, where DO you get the foreign funding?!"
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 23:35 |
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Sleeveless posted:Sitting at the top of a skyscraper built by literal slave labor in a city carved out of the desert in defiance of god and nature a man whose life work is a YouTube channel that has gotten fewer views than this thread is excitedly explaining to a dying magnate of a dying media format that the box that holds lasagna also holds tissues. Ozymandious but "Oobies og ouse" instead of "look upon my works"
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 23:49 |
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Thots and Prayers posted:
Finally someone who has realized that Science and Technology has turned us away from thinking. THIS is the person I want feeding me.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 22:04 |
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Sleeveless posted:"What if inoffensive thing for children was actually spooky and mature" is the dumbest loving thing, sorry. Jokes? I DON'T like 'em!
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 16:50 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:when I think of lasagna, I think of - whoa there, buddy, you guessed it! - cowboys. love those cowboys and those wild west tall tales of them cuttin' up strips of real beef to put into their famous campfire lasagnas
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 13:42 |
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Is one of the services available from the Garfield Eats app one where instead of food being delivered to my house it is, in fact instead a man that looks and dresses like Jon Arbuckle who breaks into my home and screams at me for not getting out of bed and being too fat and lazy?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 19:41 |
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I have an officially licensed tattoo of Garfield pissing down my rear end crack as a tramp stamp and he says 'Eat My Shorts'. But my back was sorta weird when they did it so it looks like 'shirts' which doesn't make much sense but I emailed Bill Watterson regarding it and he hasn't weighed in on his opinion on profiting off body art no matter how good it is but I assure you he's read it. The email. I dunno if he read the tattoo yet. I hope so. Well anyway that's some portion of MY take on the war of cartoon strip licensing. Thank you.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 02:09 |
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So this dude is totally gonna use this restaurant to poison every single person that eats there because they can't see his frustrated genius or something, right? Like that's where this is going?
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 03:24 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Like yeah, we know.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 23:53 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:The guy doing it is a gay Saudi Arabian failson whose oil baron dad gave him a bunch of money to keep him busy and out of the way I think this gets me more than just the idea of the restaurant the 'meta' (sorry, hate that word, but I guess it works) idea of this guy, overall. Born into a position where, feasibly, anything is attainable in life and you can have or do or be given the means to accomplish pretty much anything you desire. And you're such an annoying idiot that you're still given literally anything just to "please, just..please gently caress off forever, ok?" Which he promptly does and uses his limitless 'please go away' fund to craft a project for himself that, when even looked at and considered by anyone who has NO IDEA of this...is still so annoying and lame that people want nothing to do with it. The shear scale of personal ineptitude and dislike surrounding the man has to be palpable from rooms away even if you can't directly see him or are aware of his presence.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 20:59 |
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yea pretty crazy, thanks.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 21:58 |
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He goes ham on the d like Garfield hitting a pan of lasagna.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 22:00 |
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GrfieldMeets really helps ME play the 'FIELD
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 22:21 |
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Garfield Eats Crap
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 03:00 |
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Hello, yes, I'd like one of your, uh, 'fake plastic vomit' pies, one 'marshmellow bits, cat turds and grass', and one, uh, jesus..uh one 'raw squid on model train landscaping'. Did I say that last one right? Is it for miniatures gaming? I'm sorry it's hard to tell from the menu pic.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 19:40 |
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venomsnek posted:I tried one Sure you did. I showed my wife the Queen of England this post and she agreed that it's probably fake
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 20:22 |
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please don't doxx my wife or I further in regards to that post tia
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 20:23 |
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Like, you can get multiple different types of heirloom tomatoes that specifically ARE orange. Normally they're for backyard gardeners and for at farmers markets and they're 'slicing' tomatoes, for eating as is or in salads, fresh and stuff, not making sauces. I kinda wonder if he actually sourced these suckers out FOR his 'special sauce' recipe. Given his level of, uh, other dedication it wouldn't surprise me.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2019 00:05 |
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2019 02:39 |
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it's called a pizza 'peel'. the thing you slide it into and out of the oven with, that is. e: oh good snipe
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 16:48 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:What's the thing you push the garbage into the oven with called? my hands
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2019 04:12 |
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same but I'm the chef
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 15:31 |
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Thots and Prayers posted:{Arabiolosis} Chapter 1 - Meet the Mazri's Imagine being so rich that your globe trotting father sends for you after two years just to gently caress the poo poo out of your mother to celebrate having even more money. Imagine having so much money that, while being fed food by the people guarding you with a silver spoon, your concern is that "There aren't enough clerks here to service me, a 10 year old boy in a foreign airport being spoonfed luxury food by my guards late at night." Now imagine having that much wealth and privilege and you can't even just take it and gently caress off so no one knows who you are, and live on a yacht somewhere loving instagram models for a living or whatever. Instead you open a Garfield restaurant that's so bad that even MORE people want to shy away from everything you touch and try to do because it's such an abject failure that even attempting something that's bad on premise, you fail so badly at that you can't recognize why.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 16:17 |
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you got a comic themed restaurant idea though?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 16:22 |
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Maybe a 'For Better or Worse' build your own baked potato bar and soft serve buffet? Some Huxley 'ROOF' beer floats
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 16:25 |
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If Oprah were to be informed of this situation and showed up at this dude's place while he's there, you suppose that'd be interesting? I suppose it would.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2019 17:36 |
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It's a 'Dunder Mifflin' shirt. It's a shirt advertising the company name from the show 'The Office'. I have...no idea why a person that age would want or have something like that or even why that shirt would exist.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2019 21:46 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I loved her show on food network Her italian titties are coming to steal that av of yours
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 14:28 |
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Korthal posted:If this place isn't out of business by the end of October, I'll go myself and check it out when I'm in Toronto for a concert. I'm less interested in the food and more interested in the actual place. I mean, what it must be like to work in a place that just constantly blares garfield cartoons. obviously you're not a computer toucher
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 13:18 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:05 |
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If you started dating someone and they were like 'I'm really into Star Trek" you'd probably be like '... Eh, sure". If they said "I am a Garfield superfan" that would be an instant "have a good life"
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 13:36 |