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how about this: garfield, but instead of lasagna, he eats rear end
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someone in this world, possibly someone you know, is jacking it to feeder garfield
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Mar 17, 2019 17:10
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Well according to the Toronto Star-Ledger the pizza sucks. What an epic meme!Bro Dad posted:an app that sucks, crust so tough its crazy Why did someone do this? garfucc if ino
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Jun 9, 2019 09:22
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goodog posted:So I tried figuring out where the gently caress the money for this came from. The answer is an amazing failson story. Nathen Mazri's dad is an investment banker called Hayssam El-Masri. He manages multi-billion projects that look like this. Garfield Insaat
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Jun 9, 2019 17:43
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Jun 30, 2019 23:21
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Are they open Mondays?
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Jul 2, 2019 02:46
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Well I'm certainly entergaged 
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Jul 3, 2019 12:54
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gently caress saudi arabia
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Jul 3, 2019 22:35
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I feel like anger is the only rational response to this
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Jul 4, 2019 22:53
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We are squandering the genius of nations, the hopes of our children
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Jul 4, 2019 22:54
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Like Why was this such a big dream of that guy's? Garfield is not an inspirational or deep comic by any means. In any case it seems to be based mostly on the 2004 CGI crapfest starring Bill Murray. The funniest thing about that movie is the rumor that Bill Murray only signed on because he thought it was written by the Coen brothers but in actuality it was just some dude named Joel Cohen who writes all kinds of lovely movies. And of course, when you think of Garfield, of course the first thing that comes to mind is his incredibly well-known catchphrase, "love me, feed me, don't leave me". What the gently caress? Why don't they just focus on making a really good lasagna? Why are the recipes crap if they took so long to develop? What's with these weird, bad ideas on how to reuse the grease-infused single use disposable packaging? What was the thought process behind this? I just really want to understand. Cowboy cut lasagna? What the gently caress? I feel like a person who doesn't understand sarcasm trying to really get the "deep meaning" behind some throwaway monkeycheese meta-joke. Even for a money laundering operation this would be poo poo.
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Jul 4, 2019 23:06
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Ziv Zulander posted:The guy doing it is a gay Saudi Arabian failson whose oil baron dad gave him a bunch of money to keep him busy and out of the way I was aware of this, but I feel I am no closer to any of the answers.
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Jul 5, 2019 22:12
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numberoneposter posted:Garfield MEETS app Garfield Meats
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Jul 5, 2019 22:19
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Those "pizzas" look disgusting. What an absolute nightmare.
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Jul 6, 2019 23:59
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DrManiac posted:I unironically would rather eat that pizza that was cooked by trash fire. sigh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
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Jul 8, 2019 09:07
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"Gradually it was revealed to Nathen that the line between good and evil does not run through nations, classes, or political parties, but through every cowboy cut lasagna"
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Jul 8, 2019 22:17
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Big Beef City posted:Maybe a 'Cosby Show' build your own baked potato bar and soft serve buffet?
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Jul 11, 2019 22:17
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I'm starting to think this Nathen isn't a very good writer or a very good anything
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Jul 19, 2019 03:50
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'd like to imagine he and Mestre da Pizza are bitter enemies. It seems fitting that every Pizzeria Batepapo post is presented without comment. Truly there are no words!
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Jul 20, 2019 17:28
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Will Taylor 2 reviews 4 weeks ago- What have you done lately. These people made a Garfield themed take out only pizza restaurant. Quit your job and get your high school band back together. If you dream it you can make it. Someone made a motherlovin' Garfield themed take out only restaurant. They got building permits and financing to do this, all for your entertainment. You don't like it because it's "too expensive" and "not very good"? Didn't stop Neil Armstrong from faking the moon landing and it didn't stop them from making a cartoon app-exclusive restaurant. Anything is possible. (Will's only other review is of Canada Post and I'm positive all 14 likes of this review are from Nathan's other astroturf accounts with one review)
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Jul 21, 2019 06:43
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Opferwurst posted:did he already explain how he became obsessed with the orange cat? Thots and Prayers posted:{Arabiolosis} Chapter 1 - Meet the Mazri's Lol not really, no
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Jul 26, 2019 22:59
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I'm confused- are we supposed to go from thinking species to feeling species or feeling species to thinking species?  Thots and Prayers posted:I have no idea what the theme of Chapter 6 is. Word
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Aug 2, 2019 13:02
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The Garfield Eats rear end!!!! 
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Aug 10, 2019 17:41
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I hate puppies!!!
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Aug 20, 2019 03:35
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Arabiolosis: The World According to Garf
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Aug 24, 2019 14:44
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I think you mean entergorging
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Aug 31, 2019 10:03
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Firaga posted:Accepting donations for science. Sending thoughts and prayers (hey, just like Thots and Prayers!  )
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Sep 9, 2019 23:30
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Garfield's secret sauce
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Sep 13, 2019 03:03
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O-Deez Nutz
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Sep 13, 2019 07:17
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I hate cummies!!! 
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Sep 15, 2019 00:28
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Would you rather eat Garfield Eats, or at PIZZARIA 1ª OPÇÃO? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4 Looks like they even use the same orange sauce. Not to mention the guy just crankin that big bag of dog cum lol
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Oct 5, 2019 14:42
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Thots and Prayers posted:JLH is $150, Nathen is $30 and $15 for a ZJ
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Oct 8, 2019 23:33
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Haha he literally drinks cum 
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Oct 31, 2019 03:40
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I love Garfield eats! I hope he eats much lasagna and that he is able to walk to the gates of heaven with the skulls of his enemies (Monday’s!!) in hand
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Nov 2, 2019 02:38
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JD-Smith posted:Meat ogre-load our new tomatillo based meat sauce We call it “Shrek Semen”
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Dec 13, 2019 20:22
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Kitchen Nightmares: Entergagement Edition
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Dec 13, 2019 21:26
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Big Agna gives me Big Angina
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Dec 15, 2019 16:09
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Papa Failson’s
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Dec 15, 2019 17:16
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The Garfield Gherita shouldn't even be called that because a margherita has basil on it and there's none on that one
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Dec 16, 2019 02:11
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Mother FUCKER I’ve been entergaged once more!
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Dec 16, 2019 20:15
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