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my dog died im sad posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhOx60xg9j4 This is loving bizarre. Too much manitude I guess.
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Jul 4, 2019 22:37
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I really hope Garfield plays a pivotal role in his memoirs.
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Jul 8, 2019 22:03
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What's for dinner, Jon?
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Jul 11, 2019 16:05
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Pastry of the Year posted:Teenage Homo Saudi Failson Holy poo poo 
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:
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Jul 19, 2019 17:55
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I really need video of the Jim Davis loop.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:25
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:It's him naked and rolling in piles of Saudi cash. Go on...
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Jul 19, 2019 21:45
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Agent Escalus posted:The NRA should've made a deal to have him be the kids' firearm safety mascot instead of that lame eagle Eddie the Eagle had Jason Priestly and a can-do attitude.
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Jul 22, 2019 14:39
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I wonder whether Garfield and/or Odie are neutered. These are the questions that keep me up at night.
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Sep 13, 2019 21:06
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Someone ask him how much he paid for the Garf license. I want to know.
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Oct 3, 2019 19:29
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Film production is a good way to launder money. Didn't this happen recently with The Wolf of Wall Street? Yeah it did! https://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-wolf-of-wall-street-money-laundering-20190705-story.html
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Oct 11, 2019 04:17
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That woman is judging the poo poo out of you. Pizza looks greasy but edible - looks a lot like one of those pre-made pizzas you get from the supermarket (minus the garf shape of course).
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"Look lady, let's cut to the chase. You know I'm here for the garf. Just give it to me. Give me the garf"
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Oct 30, 2019 20:42
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I'm disappointed they didn't have a dedicated employee manning the garf-merch table.
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Nov 2, 2019 04:16
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Man, he looks pissed in that profile picture.
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Nov 26, 2019 05:35
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my dog died im sad posted:A crazy stranger at the bus stop this morning rattled this off at me verbatim. And that crazy stranger was Nathen Mazri and/or Jim Davis
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Nov 26, 2019 18:22
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He had to go and put pineapple on it. What a jerk.
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Dec 11, 2019 19:04
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:That was burlesque. I'm talking the grossest, sweatiest, most ball slappingest porn. The kind of stuff you can smell through the screen. I posted a lovingly handcrafted oil painting of Jon making sweet love to Garfield in the cursed images thread (tagged NWS) and got probed for it. It is one of the greatest injustices of our times.
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Dec 23, 2019 19:10
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Akratic Method posted:I regret to inform you that in 2020 America, belief in the QAnon conspiracy theories is actually an accepted and popular part of the political spectrum. Have you ever tried talking to one of them? Like, really engaged one of them in conversation? It’s like having a conversation with a recorded message. They jabber endlessly about Q and “the coming storm” using all sorts of bizarre doubletalk. They cannot be derailed or made to actually talk to you. They just rattle off an endless stream of bizarre bullshit - like they’re reading off an endlessly repeating list of bulleted talking points that make no sense.
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Sailor Cat posted:Well, yeah, but I think he's also crazy. Also worth mentioning that the whole Qanon thing tends to turn harmless weirdo conspiracy theorists into dangerous nutjobs: * That guy who murdered his brother with a sword for being a shapeshifting lizard * The one dude who shot up the pizzagate place * The heavily armed dude who literally tried to invade the Hoover Dam following Qanon “clues”.
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Free box of AR-15 ammunition with the purchase of your 6th garffucino. The storm is upon us!* *except on Mondays.
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Is... he getting progressively angrier at the Trump book in that sequence of photos?
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Mega64 posted:I trust #Garfield. #Gold #God #Garf
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Mar 25, 2020 15:52
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#GarfieldeatsMYASS
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I mean really though, if the landlord had any sense of decency he would have locked the place on the 18th instead of the 20th.
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Pretty good posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1281807033113747457?s=21 Garfield doesn’t put out
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Tag yourself I'm the landmonster Edit: Also by "partnered with UPS" he means "Nathan drives to the UPS store with frozen lasagnas while wearing a giant garfield suit" Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Nov 14, 2020 |
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Nov 14, 2020 16:08
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Do you think the people who had jobs at Garfield Eats will put this on their resumes or will they just leave the last six months blank and refuse to speak about it?
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Do you want to be the Lean Catty Company or the Landmonster? The choice is yours...
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EL BROMANCE posted:I’m sure this is just a coincidence a week or so after garfieldeats closes. Nothing to worry about. Can you tell us the secret? Edit: Also, is it about time to goldmine this thread? I don't want it to be lost but I doubt we'll get much more out of it from here. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Nov 23, 2020 |
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Nov 23, 2020 05:01
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yikes! posted:What’s the point if people are still posting ITT and having fun I just didn't want the thread to get lost. It's a treasure. Also lmao at autographed battered frozen lasagnas.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Every time someone thinks that this saga might have run out of gas, something happens like Nathen autographing a shrink-wrapped mail-order Big Cow Lasagna. A beat to poo poo lasagna no less. Looks like it was hurled off the back of a truck at someone’s front door.
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Detective Thompson posted:Why is is the Big Cow Lasagna? Why not something more Garf-centric? Like Big Cat Lasagna, maybe? He is a rather fat pussy, after all. I don't understand Nathen's fever dream logic. Fat Cat Lasagna with Garfield on the cover would make perfect sense
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SilvergunSuperman posted:
TMNT eaten by landmonster: News at 11:00
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I’m actually shocked not a single goon has purchased a gasagna yet. I’m genuinely curious rear end to how good/bad it is.
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If they deliver to the US, I will do it. I will order a garfsagna. Where can I order one? Edit: It isn't a good sign that when I google "Garfield Eats Lasagna" I get zero results for the product. Unfortunately, he will only ship the garfsagnas to Ontario. I am going to send him an impassioned plea to ship one to Maryland but chances are he will say no. On the other hand there are some truly bizarre products for sale on https://garfieldeats.com/ including: * A Garfield face mask for $25 * Cups that are clearly left over from the restaurant selling for $19.99 for 25 cups (SUCH A DEAL) * A Garfield Movie Kids T-shirt which is advertised with a bizarre picture not of the shirt itself, but by movie-Garfield holding up a shirt with movie Garfield on it for $24.99. It's also worth noting that although the Garfsagna is listed as its own item on the store page, there is a permanent "ORDER ONLINE LASAGNA" button embedded at the top of the page no matter where you navigate on-site along with a button that ominously reads "DONATE SICKKIDS" There's also a banner at the top of the site that reads "Use G-Code FIRST20%OFF for 20% OFF" however, I was informed upon checkout "Sorry, this G-Code is not applicable to selected products." Guess I'll need a new G-code. Although I am not an Ontario native, I couldn't help but resort to a little Garflattery:  ...so far it has not stopped me from placing an order. I also requested an autograph. Ahaha they are asking for $30.00 in shipping. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Nov 26, 2020 |
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