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forget it, jake. it's garfieldtown.
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i'm a little late to the party but has anyone ever suggested to him to change his facial hair?
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lord help me i could see how a garfield-themed pizza/lasagna restaurant might work in dubai or the emirates. except for literally all of his other decisions of course
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all i want for christmas is my garfieldEATS
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GolfHole posted:nobody on earth would ever say "lets use mr sub as a business role model" lmfao i dunno i hear sub scriptions are very popular these days
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wynott dunn posted:Nathan revealed his secret brain jenius plan with the NFTs 
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i can't get over how "pizza, lasagna, coffee" is such a terrible combination coffee?!? i get how garfield drinks coffee but nobody ever thinks 'i wish i had some coffee to wash this lasagna down"
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right... i understand how he could justify this but it's another reason why this is so fascinating, nobody in their right mind would ever actually bring this to reality. like, he already has an orange theme going on, just sell orange soda or something, maybe the gimmick is it's all orange but different flavors. but coffee just doesn't go with pizza or lasagna (exception, eating cold day-old pizza the morning after w/ coffee, but not fresh from the restaurant...)
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if the 5-star chef isn't serving garfield-shaped pizzas with orange coffee, i'm not interested
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1476968841313927173?t=--xmKmVNP9zKMOINJYnjWg&s=19 Garthen Fieldzri
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Nathen Marzbuckri
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the coroner's report simply read, 'explosive cerebral entergagement'
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stop feeling with your brain, and start thinking with your gut!
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from somewhat personal experience i can guarantee there is no process easier and more straightforward than making a recipe book. unless you need photos, or people to test the recipes, or to come up with recipes in the first place...
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take every business call like you've eaten an entire frozen lasagna
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TMZ: Garfield responds, says Nathen "Judas" Mazri will "pay a heavy price for his treachery"
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1945: first atomic bomb detonation 1969: man's first steps on the moon 2021: for the first time, warner bros consumer products licenses scooby doo for a grass-fed/antibiotics free beef product extension for groceries
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garfield porn... sounds very abnermal
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Gnaartfhieelnd Ngaatrhfeineld
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Aardvark! posted:Nathen will promise Loggins & Messina and only get Messina people were upset, claimed to be missinaing loggins
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:/ same, but i have Lyman hymen
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1478895446588284934 there can be one single owner of the thing in the world, but what is for sale is just a picture of it
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one word: heathcliffEATS
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is that a big beef lasagna in your pants or are you just entergaged to see me?
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LOVE ME FEED ME DON'T LEAVE ME
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nick garfed out, it's outrageous here we are now, entergage us unedited arabiolosis here we are now, entergage us Mozi fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jan 13, 2022 |
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on the other hand garfield is openly abusive to jon and odie and we all love him so who's to say what's right really
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all nathen has to do is remove his human suit to reveal the garfield beneath
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a horrifying new dimension to 'you can't bust the crust'
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it puts the lasagna on its skin or else it gets the suit again
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and all the garfields say, open fly on an orange guy
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thinking species feeling species 
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voted People Magazine's Celibatest Man Alive five years running
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we stan a lyman
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i prefer BHO garfield
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