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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

:vince:

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Tonight's the big announcement!

Place your bets on what it's gonna be!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

Ok well he succeeded I guess and without him, we would not have Nathen.

Without Garfield he'd turn to either Felix or For Better or For Worse

I'll choose Garfield

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

You could always choose “none of the above” and do something more interesting with your time?

Look at this punk rear end not wanting to be entergaged

You can be boring or you can be spinning off a well known license for God knows what but you cannot, and I mean this sincerely, be both

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Knormal posted:

He seems to be trying to start up some kind of unregulated licensed character Etsy, this is also linked from his main page as one of his "brands": https://egeez.com/ I can't tell what it's supposed to do, but my best interpretation is that if you want to sell Marmaduke Commemorative Plates you can use this company as some kind of middleman to get permission from the rights holders, or if you own Marmaduke you can sign up with this site to sell stuff directly rather than using your own store for some reason?

Awful lot of licensed characters on that site. Sadly the videos on the page are broken, because I really want to watch this.


Marvel and Disney are going to love this idea

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Agritourism is a real word tho

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

LordArgh posted:

I prefer aggrotourism. Just traveling around the world and picking fights with foreigners

The Australian Defence :hmmyes:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

as someone who grew up on a farm what the gently caress is agritourism? is Garfield agritourism?

Agritourism is basically where you open up your farm to city folk so they can partake in your rural yokel way of life

It could include picking fruit/veg off your farm, petting animals, pick your own flowers etc

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

This page has gotten so weird

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Garfsexual without the Arabolodosis

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Is it still celibacy if you get off on a giant Garfield fursuit? Asking for an entergaged internet personality

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

goodog posted:

That's absolutely what he meant. He contrasted the screencap of Superman kissing a dude with porn of Garfield eating Odie's rear end :nws: .

Having been on the internet since 1996 I have seen a lot of poo poo but this? This is gonna haunt me

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Idk I knew it was Garfield eating Odie's rear end but I wasn't prepared for it. And why is Arlene looking on? Is this her fetish?

I think it was more the just unexpectedness of it I suppose

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I don't understand this thread at all but I also love this thread

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
It's like when a dude has sex for the first time and has to go around telling everyone, except for celibacy

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

This is how we end up with 45 year olds with frosted tips!

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take them if I had one wish

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Jesus Christ Nathen we get it you're celibate

Where's our #farm2plate????

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Ara-diealone-sis

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

CodfishCartographer posted:

I'm sure having a lasagna box tissue holder would help with the celibacy though

After you have sex with the lasagna flip the box over for tissues. Easy cleanup!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

So... He's going full on celibate furry?

How long until he joins a furcon?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Escape From Noise posted:

Every time I don't think he can top the last twist he somehow does.

Honestly at the rate he's going he's gonna get massive amounts of plastic surgery to BE Garfield

No more suit. No more.playing around. The Garf is real

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

This claim of being "friends" with Jim Davis is based on delusion, right?

Jim Davis will license anything out so it could be true!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Alchemist posted:

*enters the thread Mazri-style*



The last thing you see before you're infected by Arabolodosis

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So, you'll still be here?

:thurman:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
We are witnessing a man descend into madness

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Feline Mind Meld posted:

stop filtering by your posts

I typed out six replies to that post and none of them were as good at this one :golfclap:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Ok hold up

AdmiralViscen posted:

A trusted manager of your Brand





:eyepop:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hedenius posted:

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1457524989578686466?s=21

I’m not sure I wanna know what Nathen is doing with Lambs and Sheep. And what the hell is BoEATS?

I can't tell if he was actually there or this was photoshopped

The head seems brighter than the rest of it

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
That Garfield plushie has seen some poo poo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

[Scene: a painted background of a farm. In the foreground is a cardboard cutout of a farmer, facing the camera. Nathen walks in from off-screen, dragging a large, seemingly empty Garfield suit with him]

Nathen: "Well, look who's here, friends! It's good ol' Daddy Nolan! How are you doing, Daddy?!"

[Nathen slides a hand into his pocket, clearly pressing a button]

Farmer (completely motionless, clearly speaking in Nathen's prerecorded voice): "Why, if it isn't Garfield and young Nathen Mazri, Canada's youngest farm2plate entergager and innovator! What brings you two back to my humble all natural clean-label farm?!"

absolutely not where I thought this was going

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Akratic Method posted:

Jim Davis will outlive all mortals. He is sustained by the glory of his creation.

Who dies first: Jim Davis or Henry Kissinger?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dixville posted:

I remember him explaining he wouldn't go for licensing because it would cheapen the experience of the comic, and as much as i dearly wanted a hobbes plush as a kid, as an adult i finally really understand his view point. Really respectable guy.

Yeah if you read his stuff he did it for the love of the comic, and really really hated everything that came with it. The fact that he stood up to the syndicates and made them back down was a feat that's not easily replicable

I like the fact too that he sometimes comes out of the woodwork for collaboration once and a while but just sort of does his own thing. Stephen Pastis has a really good explanation as to what it's like to work with him, and it's kind of heartwarming :3:

https://stephanpastis.wordpress.com...ll-he-just-did/

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

WORLD'S ONLY ARMPIT FOOD can we get a wellness check or something i feel like I'm having a vicarious stroke

You know buttchugging?

It's like that only your armpit lymph nodes absorb the nutrients or some poo poo idk big pharma is keeping this secret down

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sex Robot posted:

Oh god.

Mazri has opinions on Rittenhouse. And apparently so does Garfield.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1461879121869512706

Nathen's #farm2prison idea cratered before it began

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Alchemist posted:

Remember when Mazri got death threats from Bugs Bunny fans? Heres a little blast from the past
https://exclaim.ca/film/article/gar...bugs_bunny_fans



No, no I can't.

We laugh but the Bugs Bunny Mafia is a real thing and has put out a bunch of hits on famous entergagers

They say the last thing you hear before you die is "eh... What's up doc?" And the sound of someone eating carrots....

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Nermal thought on Entergagement with Garfield Characteristics

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

:psyduck:

why #2 boss

what's gonna find me

what

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

idk if I had a multimillionaire Saudi dad with nearly unlimited cash reserves and a willingness to throw me money any time I asked for it I'm sure I could come up with something better than... whatever this is

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Just sell Garfield weed grinders and be free of your father and be as gay as you want jeeeez.

edit: I am willfully misunderstanding Nathen's motivations. It's that very father whose love he wants to gain by suppressing the aforementioned gayness.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
What do you think Nathen is going to do to continue entergagement during American Thanksgiving?

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