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Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It's a rabbit hole into capitalist insanity. And it's totally real.

https://www.instagram.com/nathenmazri/ This guy is the CEO or whatever.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtGtFfFhLQk/

lol this guy’s instagram is off the chain



Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Mar 16, 2019

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Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

Pitdragon posted:

Is this an elaborate parody? Toronto goons??? I am very perplexed by what I am seeing. Is the guy literally insane or is this like a wacky persona?

He’s from Dubai I think?? It makes a lot of sense in the way he comes across as an alien attempting to act like a successful human businessman. Except in his case he’s trying to mimic a western capitalism tech/young CEO after google translating all his source material.

Or the Fatal Farm guys are back with their end game Garfield poo poo.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

Cubone posted:

I keep clicking this thread thinking I'm going to understand what's happening

entergage with the app for true knowledge and find out....

-youth is an asset not a liability

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

Mordja posted:

It's an orange storefront with comic strips in the window.

Picture from here as is this quote:


Also, I don't think anyone's posted the video of Jim Davis looking like death and reading a script he's seeing for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Pmh5vrzwM

Wtf there is a real storefront?

This has to be some kind of money laundering out of the UAE scam.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

Opferwurst posted:

If it is then it's the dumbest possible way to launder money cause no tax auditor in the world is dumb enough to believe that you had revenue with selling gerfield pizzas(and pasta)

or is it?!?!?!?!?? think of the untapped entergagement available - plus remember youth is an asset

namaste

edit: oh poo poo the dude updated his Instagram with new pics of the place

Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jun 8, 2019

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

Thots and Prayers posted:



I love terrible books. I coughed up $5 for an ebook and will read this.

A brave man. I’ll imagine you reading his book as astronaut Bowman traveling through the wormhole in 2001. After finishing you will be enlightened to such a degree you can’t even begin to communicate it down to us regular humans.

Please keep a count of made up words per chapter.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

schmuckfeatures posted:

motherfucker can't even spell "Dodi" correctly and he thinks he's got the truth on this diana poo poo

Does he spell it dooty?

e: I love this crazy man

Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Jul 3, 2019

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

LadyPictureShow posted:

Who are you to question mestre da pizza?!

The video continuously escalates so perfectly it almost feels like it HAS to be a joke. At every step you think “oh gently caress me how can it get worse”, then they hit you with the trash fire, then the paint scrapper attack, and lol at the garnish flourish at the end

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

What's the thing you push the garbage into the oven with called?

Flavor creator dowel

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
Yea thanks for the insane book quotes and recaps - very entergaging

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

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Hair Elf

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I'm starting to think this Nathen isn't a very good writer or a very good anything

very good fail-son?

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

I'm having a hard time deciding who is more inept and clueless, Nathen or Doobie

Doobie had to bilk a bunch of online dinguses to get his money. That takes some measure of, well not skill, but something.

I assume Nathan just has blank checks signed by his rich family. Who pat him on the head and say “what a wonderful idea”.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
Gotta get a clip of their song saved before it shuts down and is lost forever

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Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
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doing the good lord’s work here, bless you

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