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the closest I’ve ever gotten to doing a sex was using a microwaved wet towel
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Korean Boomhauer posted:the closest I’ve ever gotten to doing a sex was using a microwaved wet towel They're really nice on your face
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Mar 17, 2019 19:57
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hamjobs posted:Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, sex is not for everyone??? So don't do it on the sidewalk or you'll get some sick road rash and probably hurt ur nuts I always get a rash after sexx because I'm allergic to disappointment |
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Mar 17, 2019 19:57
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hamjobs posted:They're really nice on your face ive never had one before except when i got bumped up to first class and i got one and it felt really good and now i try to do them at home whenever possible
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Mar 17, 2019 20:49
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Jaded Burnout posted:gently caress on the stove top, but only when it's on |
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Mar 17, 2019 21:08
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Korean Boomhauer posted:i try to do them at home whenever possible yeah I bet you do 
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Mar 17, 2019 21:13
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Korean Boomhauer posted:ive never had one before except when i got bumped up to first class and i got one and it felt really good and now i try to do them at home whenever possible Same and now it's part of my ten step skincare thing that has gone from ten to fifteen or so steps because my auntie keeps sending me fancy stuff to put on my skin because "you're getting old".
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Mar 17, 2019 21:29
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dont forget to clap her heart cheeks as well |
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Mar 17, 2019 21:45
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Bluedeanie posted:dont forget to clap her heart cheeks as well I wonce had a gluteal fibrillation, my rear end was technically dead for 3 minutes |
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Mar 17, 2019 21:56
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| hand on the b*tt, nine thousand babies every time, success guaranteed | |
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Mar 17, 2019 23:29
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only about a year and a half to go before i move up from an apprentice sex haver to a journeyman sex haver. will post again itt when im pro mlg porker |
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Mar 17, 2019 23:46
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Mummy Napkin posted:only about a year and a half to go before i move up from an apprentice sex haver to a journeyman sex haver. will post again itt when im pro mlg porker Back in the day i had a 7x GM sexhaver in ultima online GMs: Foreplay P/V Hand Mouth Wrestling Anatomy Forensics Atts: 100 dex 60 int 60 str |
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Mar 18, 2019 00:12
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alnilam posted:Back in the day i had a 7x GM sexhaver in ultima online Holy fukc ,we found the pro
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Mar 18, 2019 00:13
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hamjobs posted:Holy fukc ,we found the pro Well, yeah, he won a prize and everything. |
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Mar 18, 2019 00:30
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alnilam posted:Back in the day i had a 7x GM sexhaver in ultima online I just levelled to 35 in provocation and made the dragons gently caress each other |
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Mar 18, 2019 00:51
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Jaded Burnout posted:I just levelled to 35 in provocation and made the dragons gently caress each other You’re a cat though. Do cats know about dragons? |
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Mar 18, 2019 00:53
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phantump21 posted:You’re a cat though. Do cats know about dragons? Yes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Rat_and_Dragon |
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Mar 18, 2019 00:55
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What about you, spider? Ever met a dragon? |
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Mar 18, 2019 00:59
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phantump21 posted:What about you, spider? Ever met a dragon? I am not a spider, wtf. |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:02
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xcheopis posted:I am not a spider, wtf. What bug are you then? Your av looks like a spider. |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:03
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phantump21 posted:What bug are you then? Your av looks like a spider. It's a flea. Spiders have eight legs. |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:05
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xcheopis posted:It's a flea. Spiders have eight legs. Heh. How’s the cat you’re camping out on doing? |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:05
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phantump21 posted:Heh. How’s the cat you’re camping out on doing? Toasty and tasty. |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:08
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xcheopis posted:Toasty and tasty. Does the cat like you? |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:25
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phantump21 posted:Does the cat like you? He loves me very much. |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:27
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xcheopis posted:He loves me very much. Is the cat Garfeld
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Mar 18, 2019 01:43
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hamjobs posted:Is the cat Garfeld Well, he is orange-and-white and plump but the resemblance ends there. He is a sweet boy who is getting on in years. |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:46
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xcheopis posted:Well, he is orange-and-white and plump but the resemblance ends there. He is a sweet boy who is getting on in years. these words somehow read differently coming from a flea
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Mar 18, 2019 01:49
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Interviewer: How would you describe the cat? Flea: he's... plump *laughs*and...... sweeet, yes *licks mandibles* |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:50
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alnilam posted:these words somehow read differently coming from a flea Ha. Well, he has some worrying health issues. Went to the vet Thursday and, barring an emergency, will go back in May for lots of tests and imaging and such. Poor little guy. |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:55
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alnilam posted:Interviewer: How would you describe the cat? 
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Mar 18, 2019 01:55
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xcheopis posted:Ha. aw 
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Mar 18, 2019 01:58
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Sorry.
phantump21 fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Mar 18, 2019 |
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Mar 18, 2019 01:59
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It's mostly old age related stuff, which is not unexpected but still distressing. Cats, man. I tell you what! |
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Mar 18, 2019 02:02
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phantump21 posted:I posted in vanisher’s sig request thread by the way. 
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I apologize. |
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Mar 18, 2019 02:26
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Jaded Burnout posted:I just levelled to 35 in provocation and made the dragons gently caress each other ive seen plenty of art of this i can confirm
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Mar 18, 2019 02:29
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Jaded Burnout posted:I just levelled to 35 in provocation and made the dragons gently caress each other But why the car loving? What made you order your dragons to do that? |
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Zil posted:But why the car loving? What made you order your dragons to do that? 
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