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Waiting until mom and dad go to bed before sneaking downstairs to watch Food Network. |
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google THIS posted:Waiting until mom and dad go to bed before sneaking downstairs to watch Food Network. Ah drat, just a little pinch of creme fraiche right on top 
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Mar 23, 2019 15:02
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"just add a sprinkling of nuts" says Giada di Laurentis and I moisten I too enjoy eating cake
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Mar 24, 2019 11:51
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yall ain't living if you ain't eating pistachios while you're going at it |
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Mar 24, 2019 19:41
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TVsVeryOwn posted:yall ain't living if you ain't eating pistachios while you're going at it nuts in your mouth on the regular |
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Mar 24, 2019 19:47
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quote is not edit and this is not reddit |
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Mar 24, 2019 19:47
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TVsVeryOwn posted:yall ain't living if you ain't eating pistachios while you're going at it Cashews or GTFO of my bits
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hamjobs posted:Cashews or GTFO of my bits pistachios are cashews yo |
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Mar 24, 2019 20:23
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Jaded Burnout posted:pistachios are cashews yo WHAT?! NO, THEY ARE IN FACT NOT.
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Mar 24, 2019 20:43
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Pistachios are delicious wood clams that are in the cashew family. Cashews are delicious curlybois that are NOT wood clams.
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I will post my friggin nuts in this thread and I don't even have the bepis.
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Mar 24, 2019 20:45
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hamjobs posted:I will post my friggin nuts in this thread and I don't even have the bepis. I meant to google bepis but I accidentally hit "print" on the context menu 
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Mar 24, 2019 20:48
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Jaded Burnout posted:I meant to google bepis but I accidentally hit "print" on the context menu Don't let it distract u from googling bepis trust me |
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Mar 24, 2019 22:02
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Jaded Burnout posted:I meant to google bepis but I accidentally hit "print" on the context menu Another BYOB success story!
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Mar 24, 2019 22:59
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Jaded Burnout posted:I meant to google bepis but I accidentally hit "print" on the context menu Just spent four minutes laughing about this, thank you jb
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Mar 24, 2019 23:58
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Scientific studies prove that if you unleash an ungodly demonic scream straight from hell the moment you enter the sex having part of your evening, it increases the likelihood of sex being amazing by 65%, but only if the scream lasts longer than 84 seconds. As Hamjobs can probably confirm, goats do this regularly for exactly this reason!!
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I don't know how this happens, as I kind of go into a sex trance, but when I start to make a sex with a lady I always snap back to consciousness with a completed customer service survey and a delicious plate of carbonara. I don't even keep guanciale on hand.
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Mar 25, 2019 13:53
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pistachios are just square cashews |
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that is my sex opinion and I'll thank you for not kink shaming me |
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Mar 25, 2019 14:45
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I find it helps keep a positive mood and set a good tempo when you sing sea shanties during sex. The ladies love it.
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Jaded Burnout posted:pistachios are just square cashews ur goin 2 HECK!!!!!
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heck yeah I am |
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Mar 25, 2019 16:15
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Jaded Burnout posted:heck yeah I am See you there, we'll toast marshmallows and cheese Toasties!!!!
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Also if you eat a cashew and a pistachio at the same time it just tastes like cashew because cashews are too strong. Also if ur man eats a lot of cashews his dick will taste like cashews, especially if he eats them naked, chews with his mouth open and is extremely gross. Hot sex tip: TAKE A SHOWER.
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hamjobs posted:Also if you eat a cashew and a pistachio at the same time it just tastes like cashew because cashews are too strong. Can confirm that, had this situation without a shower an hour ago but I was too embarrassed to mention it. Also I enjoyed it, so. Pro Tier sex tip: if something is weird but also amazing, don't mention it until the amazing part is over. This also goes for the common situation that you partner's head hair turns into a mustache because you are just too manly.
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PRO TIER SEX TIP OF THE DAY: do not yell "a wave o' babies" (like strongbad does in teen girl squad) when ur about to nut
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Have your butler on head with a towel in case sweat gets in your eyes.
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Is that what I have been doing wrong? Wonder why I kept throwing my back out. |
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"Can you lift at least 40 pounds?" "You mean like...a midget?" |
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Mar 26, 2019 03:02
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google THIS posted:"Can you lift at least 40 pounds?" "Yes" |
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Mar 26, 2019 04:42
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 excellent technique
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i'm gonna look up the wikihow for fuckin eta: well this was a mistake Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Mar 26, 2019
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Mar 26, 2019 06:31
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saying "thanks" as a reply to "that was incredible"
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Mar 26, 2019 06:49
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Getting ready to post my latest thinkpiece on Medium, titled "how 2 good fukc, a manual"
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Mar 26, 2019 07:35
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i leardned all i know about ssecks from jerkcity
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and also https://lcgsr.ytmnd.com/
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doing that stuff that they like you to do or w/e
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