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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > pro tier sex haver moves from pro tier sex havers
are you a pro tier sex haver????
he'll yeah I love we'd
*a saxaphone honking real loud*
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alnilam

Jaded Burnout posted:

gently caress on the stove top, but only when it's on

doesn't work for induction hobs though

unless you have piercings? brb
* # ¿ Mar 17, 2019 21:08
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 04:27
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alnilam

Mummy Napkin posted:

only about a year and a half to go before i move up from an apprentice sex haver to a journeyman sex haver. will post again itt when im pro mlg porker

Back in the day i had a 7x GM sexhaver in ultima online
GMs:
Foreplay
P/V
Hand
Mouth
Wrestling
Anatomy
Forensics

Atts:
100 dex
60 int
60 str

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 00:12
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alnilam

xcheopis posted:

Well, he is orange-and-white and plump but the resemblance ends there. He is a sweet boy who is getting on in years.

these words somehow read differently coming from a flea



ty manifisto

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 01:49
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alnilam

 Interviewer: How would you describe the cat?

Flea: he's... plump *laughs*and...... sweeet, yes *licks mandibles*

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 01:50
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alnilam

xcheopis posted:

Ha.

Well, he has some worrying health issues. Went to the vet Thursday and, barring an emergency, will go back in May for lots of tests and imaging and such. Poor little guy.

aw :(

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 01:58
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