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I don't know how this happens, as I kind of go into a sex trance, but when I start to make a sex with a lady I always snap back to consciousness with a completed customer service survey and a delicious plate of carbonara. I don't even keep guanciale on hand.

:jerry:

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I find it helps keep a positive mood and set a good tempo when you sing sea shanties during sex. The ladies love it.

:jerry:

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Have your butler on head with a towel in case sweat gets in your eyes.

:jerry:

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