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Flippimg around, slappin parts and hollrin n hootin and having a real good time
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 02:03 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 06:19 |
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this thread is too hot for TV
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 17:44 |
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hamjobs posted:New sex move, probably pro-tier: the Cold Hardee's tried it, did the sex before the microwave was finished heating the fries. I rate it 10/10 pro tier sex move
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 19:52 |
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hamjobs posted:Did you 666????? If by that you mean the devil's lettuce, then yes absolutely
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 00:14 |
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blaise rascal posted:my sex alarm goes off at 5am. I roll over and stare bleary eyed at the phone, taking a full minute to realize that I should turn off the alarm. Jaded Burnout posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF BIG DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BIG DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS WOMEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING CLEAN UP EVERY MORNIng
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 22:02 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 06:19 |
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naked hibachi
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