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Bluedeanie posted:they say you used to be able to do the konami code w your dick when you do sex (with slapping each butt cheek for a and b and tweaking each nip for start and select) and it would let you do 99 (max value) full size skeet pumps when you cum but i wouldnt try it today, sinde ever since contra 2 came out if you try it you lose youe boner instantly I learned this from experience unfortunately. My wife and her boyfriend were doing the dirty harry and my wife's boyfriend was about to conclude when he tried to use the konam kode. That was the big mistake because, as you mentioned, his dinky doo became the flaccid doo and he began peeing on her. But he ended up getting ice cream for us an an apology so it's cool. |
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