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if fire comes out of your pee pee, congratulations, it's a boy |
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gently caress on the stove top, but only when it's on doesn't work for induction hobs though unless you have piercings? brb |
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hamjobs posted:Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, sex is not for everyone??? So don't do it on the sidewalk or you'll get some sick road rash and probably hurt ur nuts I always get a rash after sexx because I'm allergic to disappointment |
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Mar 17, 2019 19:57
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Bluedeanie posted:dont forget to clap her heart cheeks as well I wonce had a gluteal fibrillation, my rear end was technically dead for 3 minutes |
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Mar 17, 2019 21:56
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alnilam posted:Back in the day i had a 7x GM sexhaver in ultima online I just levelled to 35 in provocation and made the dragons gently caress each other |
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Mar 18, 2019 00:51
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phantump21 posted:I posted in vanisher’s sig request thread by the way. 
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blaise rascal posted:my sex alarm goes off at 5am. I roll over and stare bleary eyed at the phone, taking a full minute to realize that I should turn off the alarm. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF BIG DICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BIG DICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS WOMEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING CLEAN UP EVERY MORNIng |
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Mar 19, 2019 19:41
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FutonForensic posted:aspiring sexperts will learn the two different kinds of sex: Anal 1, and Anal 2 I failed Anal 2 and had to take a catch up course in HJs |
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Mar 20, 2019 15:14
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Splatmaster posted:You will be surprised and amused by the amount of things in your kitchen that double as a sex toy. Like my kitchen cabinets full of sex toys? |
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Mar 21, 2019 12:31
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TVsVeryOwn posted:yall ain't living if you ain't eating pistachios while you're going at it nuts in your mouth on the regular |
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Mar 24, 2019 19:47
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quote is not edit and this is not reddit |
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Mar 24, 2019 19:47
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hamjobs posted:Cashews or GTFO of my bits pistachios are cashews yo |
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Mar 24, 2019 20:23
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hamjobs posted:I will post my friggin nuts in this thread and I don't even have the bepis. I meant to google bepis but I accidentally hit "print" on the context menu 
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Mar 24, 2019 20:48
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pistachios are just square cashews |
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Mar 25, 2019 14:34
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that is my sex opinion and I'll thank you for not kink shaming me |
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Mar 25, 2019 14:45
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heck yeah I am |
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Mar 25, 2019 16:15
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FutonForensic posted:to quote the great Kenny Rogers, when it comes to handjobs, you must know when to hold them, which is most of the time, and when to fold them, which is none of the time 
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FutonForensic posted:if a guy is referring to his dick as a "full house" I'd say you need to collect your sex chips and walk away my sex chips are ready salted hamjobs posted:No no does house mean vagina |
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