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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > pro tier sex haver moves from pro tier sex havers
are you a pro tier sex haver????
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vanisher

 You might not think fabric softener is that big of a deal, but take it from me, a pro sex haver: don't underestimate its value. Rough sheets end in defeats. Or maybe clean linen to keep your partners grinnin. Feather beddin is less upsettin. And so on.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ¿ Mar 17, 2019 00:01
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:08
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google THIS posted:

"I want you to toss my salad."

"Well, technically..."
* # ¿ Mar 17, 2019 03:47
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Splatmaster posted:

You will be surprised and amused by the amount of things in your kitchen that double as a sex toy.

Playing the spoons while spooning my gal

* # ¿ Mar 21, 2019 23:27
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 :nws::nws:

vanisher fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Mar 21, 2019
* # ¿ Mar 21, 2019 23:54
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* # ¿ Mar 25, 2019 22:36
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:08
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google THIS posted:

"Can you lift at least 40 pounds?"

"You mean like...a midget?"

"Yes"

* # ¿ Mar 26, 2019 04:42
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