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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!



mm this look good me donate thousands

christmas bad

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GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pixaal posted:

me find strange markings in forbidden cave



I believe it to be map to other forbidden cave

Went to forbidden cave, bad mojo. Beat me in head with club so me forget.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Statutory Ape posted:



mm this look good me donate thousands

christmas bad

doobie was a scam. dumb mod who talks to much made dumb people give thousands of shiny rocks to a racist

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Find dead goat, I make big fire; many shiny manbabby

e: lost fingat, at smahan; cishel more later

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


At work me keep fire going day long. No one understand fire, try and make using big tree before small brush. Chief see fire as cost only no profit. Need fire cook meat! Hunters get meat, but no cook without fire! Need fire!

Other fire tenders say much the same. Fire is path to future, how they not see?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
me carry cave paint through hot weather for long walk. cavewoman needed to paint something on cave wall. when me get there her loincloth was on bear skin. when me finish painting cave wall her barbarian came in, effectively ruining my chances of hitting her in the head with a rock and dragging her to a different cave by her hair. All me got out of trip was very painty fingers and a "grunt" as me walked out of the cave.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Why Mouth Smash no eat eggs? Eggs good!

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
you all see Teg, thinking him so fancy just because he invent wheel, rolling wheel everywhere to show off to cavewomen... well here i tell you, Teg not so great after all! did you know Teg stick penis in moldy log, get moldy penis? it true, Teg moldy penis haver but shaman cover it up for many berries. would show cave-drawings i make but not want to get banned again

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Spoken tongue make you stupid *grunt*

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

[the opening to 2001 but with a giant printer]

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FactsAreUseless posted:

[the opening to 2001 but with a giant printer]

but thou carry it to a woman's place of residence?

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Can't believe I spent :tenleaves: to etch on these barren cave walls

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Solar Tornado posted:

Can't believe I spent :tenleaves: to etch on these barren cave walls

4chan clan banished from these caves for good reason!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

*shaking a skeleton* TRIBESMAN HAVE U TRIED THE PURPLE BERRIES

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
IM ABOUT TO poo poo MY LOINCLOTH!!!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Grov build own cave! Ha!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*eats fermented fruit, hides in darkest corner of cave*

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Chinatown posted:

IM ABOUT TO poo poo MY LOINCLOTH!!!!

who hasn't? Undercooked meat, berries of questionable quality, not even washed in muddy river! There has to be a better way! We must build a future where something other than liquid comes out of an rear end! Solid movements for our children's children, may they never know the brown river.

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Statutory Ape posted:

me permabanned poster neanderstomper58

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Your cave has ramp?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
thag, this is a mcdinosaur flintstones car thru

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Solar Tornado posted:

Can't believe I spent :tenleaves: to etch on these barren cave walls
Just like other.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Chiefs knew

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

GOD DAMMIT Andy Reid!

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
How get drawing bullied? walk suntowards from painting haha

Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Want use cave chalk together?

Nice excuse, boog. Why not tell me you have appointment at stone circle.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Hihohe posted:

Light fire to see own wall :smug:

DogonCrook posted:

How get drawing bullied? walk suntowards from painting haha

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Paintings atop caves most important, but no one read.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Cavo stare too long into fire, hurt head, think fire teach him medicine man way. Chiefs angry and banish him. He wanders to distant land and tries to be medicine man to warriors but their chief seal him in cave. Their chief pity him and send back. We celebrate and call for him to be made a chief.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
me gay

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

FactsAreUseless posted:

[the opening to 2001 but with a giant printer]

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ever hear cave made dead mouse their chief?

Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
This no happen if have club

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
grovercave is laughable. have hole in floor where poo chute should be

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Thrak eat mushrom and fall down in heat. Mushrom still good?

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

DogonCrook posted:

Thrak eat mushrom and fall down in heat. Mushrom still good?

Hello it am me your best friend

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
me back out of bedroom on all fours, roaring like saber cat

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

DogonCrook posted:

Thrak eat mushrom and fall down in heat. Mushrom still good?

mushroom very good. do not listen to others who say mushroom bad, or that mushroom make many cavemen die so we not eat it. they weak and afraid of mushroom.

mushroom shows special colors and tell secrets but this not best way to eat mushroom. me eat mushroom every day, never once fall down in heat or die. me smart, only take tiny portion of mushroom, never see colors or hear forbidden secret! instead me use to be able to work harder for chief, chief very pleased with me hard work ethic, maybe me become chief one day! please no tell chief about mushroom, he hate mushroom, him club mushroom eater with punishment stick until he die. me want become chief, not die!

Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Killing chickens with redwood/cedar hadoukens

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

buffy was a female mammoth and me did a bad bad

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