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Captain Blaargh
Apr 27, 2007

Yeah yeah yeah. How about some Scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here, or just a bunch of nonsense words?

Old elder who tell stories of old times and gods die making GBS threads self. New elder who tell stories just tells same captain caveman story over and over with names changed.

Me need depth. Me need nuance. why colors in story all washed out? how he do that!? pictures own in head!

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Shaman say me cant get sick if me stay away corpses and not breath stink air but what he know?! shaman cant tell me what do. me free!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
stink air make stronger it drive away sickness ghost

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

*drinks milk*
Look out here comes my posts!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ugh me froze in ice for many year and now this?!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
lulz zuk zuk wear loin cloth on face, think protect from cough cough. what pansy man.

*coughs self to death in cave*

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
movie have too much futuristic lamentation music

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Can me eat rock?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Can me eat rock?

Me not shaman

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Can me eat rock?

Is rock a handwich ?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Heard Grug got raft stuck in creek. Now no one get raft through.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me dig new poop hole, make cave worth many deer meat. Me decorate with lots of red berry and black soot. Some say me poop hole dug too close to wall, could cause cave in. But me know what cavewoman want.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Who What Now posted:

Me dig new poop hole, make cave worth many deer meat. Me decorate with lots of red berry and black soot. Some say me poop hole dug too close to wall, could cause cave in. But me know what cavewoman want.

Why poop hole look like doom map?

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Ugg got to cave before sun down, despite directions. Did not see magic lights in food cave. Thag odd fellow.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
dick


butt

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me fall into bone pit. Me look around, grab nearest bone man. Me shake him and say, "Me oonga, you try caribou pee?!"

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Mar 26, 2021

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

*finishes mile long expanse of dick based cave paintings*

HuhuhuHuhHuhHhuhuh pee pee

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This communal cave has no respect for wall artists any more, they all flee to other caves.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Colonel Cancer posted:

This communal cave has no respect for wall artists any more, they all flee to other caves.

THERE IS A FRONT OF THE CAVE :D :D :D????

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Call me Derpies Tug Tug, I tug!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
cave art:

pee pee

doo doo

him bad chief

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Cave artist Gaar Zug keep make cave art about gold haired pig god. Pig just roll in poo poo all day but he make me art as if he dont. Also he keep pointing to things and saying what it is.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Me want kill Big Chief...but in cave painting.

*everyone else in Debate Cave wink, knowing what mean*

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
what happen here... Je Fuh now chief, Lo Tacks he take club to ooman and now he live on other side of mountain... for me too much drama i think

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

me invent music

*farts*

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*Peaks in the QCS cave*

Too much poop, even for me

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Sir, this is Cave

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Warriors never help you, only trust clubs.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I try to invent well but goons keep filling up.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I try to invent well but goons keep filling up.

you expect me poo poo in own cave? rood

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Strange tales told around fire, medicine woman speak long long about forest spirit penises, then next day Urrg-Who-Make-Carvings say many tribeswomen ask him to make them a forest spirit penis carving now.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

PinheadSlim posted:

you expect me poo poo in own cave? rood

Basement not cave, my friend.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Rust Martialis posted:

Strange tales told around fire, medicine woman speak long long about forest spirit penises, then next day Urrg-Who-Make-Carvings say many tribeswomen ask him to make them a forest spirit penis carving now.

Can Urgg carve one that go around cave balls?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
club goop

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Tribe next cave over worship moon, not sun. Must hit then with club.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Derpies posted:

Tribe next cave over worship moon, not sun. Must hit then with club.

you not club me, i no enjoinder, gold fringe on loincloth

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
one weird trick other tribe not want you know

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
me not submit to time-Gurb-get-stuck-on-log-in-lake-for-many-spans-but-keep-saying-it-on-purpose-and-he-not-need-help law

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Cave wall never die just like pig's huge balls. Once am cavegoon, always am cavegoon.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Y-you can not be funny man then say serious thing, hurt braaaainnnnnn rrrrrrwwwwaaaAaaaarrrgghhhhhh. :downs:

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