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Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Come to my cave, we power our stones through fun manly action.

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

yell to guards, me see granos

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > cave mate poo poo in my corner of cave again

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Grugs from the Reddit Tribe keep telling Hurg I should worship Pewdiepie god. I spit at Pewdiepie god. All he do is shout. Reddit is cave of root chewers.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

All know that root chewer are man who want to lie with man

All know

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Im Ready for DEATH posted:

All know that root chewer are man who want to lie with man

All know

But that still hand!

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Slab put in tarpit, TRIBE DO GOOD
*beats chest making ape noises*

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Me spend much dried meats on this drawing of sky chariot.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Statutory Ape posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > cave mate poo poo in my corner of cave again

i hear story of man. cave mate poo poo everywhere. fire pit. drying rack. man's bed. so he roll stone over cave mate's door. long time no sound, he roll stone away. cave mate sitting in pit full of poo poo lasagne, play copper flute.

what lasagne?

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 18, 2019

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Cave moderator too friendly with nearby clan’s offspring.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Me sick of campfire stories about about demi-gods and star warriors.

Disney BAD!

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
Look at rocks on cliff. Put another rock, rock falls off cliff. Movement of sky fire is same

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
:regd1000000006BC:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
ME FALL IN MAMMOTH TRAP! HELP! i try dig may bee? help.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Burt Sexual posted:

Cave moderator too friendly with nearby clan’s offspring.

Chieftains know!

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Man in next cave steal fire!

But me have plan... bring fire to next cave big time

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Bad thing wouldn't happen if dead man have club

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Me hate moon days!

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky
Do you have boulders in your cave?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me dig new poo poo pit. Some say me dig pit wrong, you fall into pit. Me know this am wrong. Me think good, make for mates. Then when me go trade cave, man and mate look cave, mate see poo poo pit, she want good pit, she make man trade for me cave. Mate decide when to trade for new cave, it true!

Look, me put many black rock and red berry, make pit look nice.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
OP steal thread idea from 4chan tribe

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Mycroft Holmes posted:

OP steal thread idea from 4chan tribe

4ch tribe ug! smash

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
*Heads on over to FertilityIdol thread*

Me not like slimy slug-goddes idol. Me not like slimy slug-goddess idol at ALL!

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

*Heads on over to FertilityIdol thread*

Me not like slimy slug-goddes idol. Me not like slimy slug-goddess idol at ALL!

slug bug
holy tug

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

420 smoke all different kinds of bushes until you discover one that gets you high

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ogg see tall skinny man with many arm on a hunt.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Look, me make many cave painting of me last hunt. Me tell you about hunt, make funny joke. Me call "Let Hunt".

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ogg give many rock for picture of boat. Ogg sail soon!

Colonel Cancer fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Mar 18, 2019

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Who What Now posted:

Look, me make many cave painting of me last hunt. Me tell you about hunt, make funny joke. Me call "Let Hunt".

Do me have pay ten shiny stone for translate of grunts. Me from tumblr tribe and me no want do that.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hihohe posted:

Do me have pay ten shiny stone for translate of grunts. Me from tumblr tribe and me no want do that.

We find many from tumblr tribe who wear same ritual mask same time. We beat them with club of banishment.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Who What Now posted:

We find many from tumblr tribe who wear same ritual mask same time. We beat them with club of banishment.

Me go back to cave . paint about your cruel ways.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Small men and she-men keep eating round ground food outside cave. What spear for me to use?

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
how is babby formed

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Edgar posted:

Small men and she-men keep eating round ground food outside cave. What spear for me to use?

Just hit with diggin stick

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:

Me found cave lobster after bashing cave walls, will eat later.

Fellis posted:

Look at rocks on cliff. Put another rock, rock falls off cliff. Movement of sky fire is same

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

EVERY MORNING ME WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAP ROCK INTO HOLE. ITS STORY OF RIDDICK AND ME START DOING HUNTING MOVES ALONG WITH MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. ME DO EVERY MOVE AND DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKING WOOOGH SOUNDS WHEN ME SLAM SOME MAMMOTH BASTARD OR EVEN WHEN ME MESS UP. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPE BIGGEST SCARY CAVE. ME CAN. ME SAY IT AND SAY IT BIG EVERY DAY TO TRIBE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE TRIBE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE MONKEYS. I LEARNED ALL WORDS AND MAKE ME AND MY CAVE LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THEM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Is my turn to sacrifice to sun god. The herds have moved so me have no kill to bring back. but me no want sacrifice youngest. How get out of this.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Hihohe posted:

Me go back to cave . paint about your cruel ways.

Me thinks funny SA spin, will rock -> head others

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Roog have bad luck with tinder. No spark!

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Captain Blaargh
Apr 27, 2007

Yeah yeah yeah. How about some Scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here, or just a bunch of nonsense words?

Me beaten, me post anyway

EVERY MORNING ME WAKE AND ME OPEN PALM SLAM CLAY TABLET INTO DIRT BY FIRE. IT EPIC OF KING RIDDICK AND RIGHT IN PLACE ME GRUNT AND WAVE CLUB LIKE HERO OF TALE, RIDDICK. ME MAKE ALL MOVE AND ME MAKE ALL MOVE HARD. MAKE NOISE LIKE GREAT BIRD OF PREY SWOOP WHEN ME BASH CLUB ON EVIL SPIRITS OR EVEN WHEN ME DROP CLUB. NOT MOST SPEAK THEY ESCAPE FORBIDDEN CAVE OF THE DARK LANDS. ME CAN. ME SAY IT AND ME SAY LIKE ROAR OF MAMMOTH TO PEOPLE AROUND COMMUNAL FIRE AND ALL TRIBE REMAIN LIKE JERKS THEY NOT HAVE RITE OF MANHOOD. AND ME LEARN ALL RUNES AND HOW MAKE ME CAVE LESS ALONE BY ME SHOUTING ALL. SUN MOVE ONE QUARTER SKY INCLUDE WIND DOWN EVERY MORIng

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