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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
*points energetically towards self* Gay! Am gay!

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me just let back into tribe, find me ritual mask am changed?!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
This am cave that joke about bird attacks, now just many berry gatherers. Me go post at skull cave.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Burt Sexual posted:

Cave moderator too friendly with nearby clan’s offspring.

Chieftains know!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me dig new poo poo pit. Some say me dig pit wrong, you fall into pit. Me know this am wrong. Me think good, make for mates. Then when me go trade cave, man and mate look cave, mate see poo poo pit, she want good pit, she make man trade for me cave. Mate decide when to trade for new cave, it true!

Look, me put many black rock and red berry, make pit look nice.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Look, me make many cave painting of me last hunt. Me tell you about hunt, make funny joke. Me call "Let Hunt".

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hihohe posted:

Do me have pay ten shiny stone for translate of grunts. Me from tumblr tribe and me no want do that.

We find many from tumblr tribe who wear same ritual mask same time. We beat them with club of banishment.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me nooga, you try special piss?


Make change: angry! Me not first

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

redm posted:

nice superficial understanding of the point i was trying to make

Why are you trying to make points in this thread? Just let people have fun.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
"Chieftan Troom is ok"

No! Chieftan Troom not ok! Ah! Ah! AAAAHHHH!

"AAAAHHHH!"

*both cavemen continue to scream wordlessly*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me want rate cave, but me no have conception of mathematics

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SniperWoreConverse posted:

"Get this:"
*holds up rock* "one"
*holds up shell* "one"
"Now hard part"
*holds up rock and shell* "two"

*clubs you in a confused rage*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Suck me dick. You ookman.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me become shaman of cave for get strong. Me said eat only chewy white part meat and bird rocks. Me banish all who say this not make strong from cave. Now me chest hurt.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me friend Kruky try to fire meat. Him smell meat, no like smell. Me think this funny.

Me paint Kruky no like smell fired meats. But shaman Grokspoky, oldest of all shamans in tribe, hate picture. Him banish me from cave for three sunrises. All me friends also paint Kruky no like smell fired meats. Grokspoky banish they all. But him can't bruk the Kruk.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

That fine image of you in av, Shaman.



It get you much probating by mods clubbing from enemy tribe?

Me no make ritual mask me wear. Me have good old ritual mask. Bad tribesman smash that mask, leave only new ritual mask made of poo poo and peepee. Have no choice, must wear or cannot enter caves.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me hear that Great Chief Lowtook want move tribe to new valley with new caves. But him no do anything since mammoth step on him back.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ada posted:

Tribe leader Lowtook bring strange juice from far east, but to try tribe must get from Lowtook! Am wary now of Lowtook, he must want shiny rock.

Haha, Lowtook no sell juice! Now him owe many shiny rocks!

Wait? Why him closing up all caves?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me Grooker. Me make new hut from mud and sticks. Me put much grass in me stairs and have many many holes for looking. But when me try make fired meats the fire dry out me mud wall! Aargh!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Rong Paug for chieftan in 12th winter

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me friend spend all day watching fire. Him no even get up go poo poo. Him poo poo in foot cover! Him call it poo poo-covering.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me dig new poop hole, make cave worth many deer meat. Me decorate with lots of red berry and black soot. Some say me poop hole dug too close to wall, could cause cave in. But me know what cavewoman want.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me fall into bone pit. Me look around, grab nearest bone man. Me shake him and say, "Me oonga, you try caribou pee?!"

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Mar 26, 2021

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
*screams wordless at waning moon until I pass out*

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