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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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:regd1000000006BC:

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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DOOM CAVE???

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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This animal dumb. Smell bad. Taste bad. Fall down a lot. Me hunt animal for days, talk about how bad it is.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Ogg bring cave woman back to cave. Woman ask why Ogg live in cave under parent cave? Ogg tell woman Ogg parent live in cave above Ogg cave. Not same!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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me poop on big stick

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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*holds up a cracked tablet*

archive's broken

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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100,000 shiny leaves - poor
100,001 shiny leaves - slicey fall down knife

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Bogg bad chief. Kill Bogg.

(USER WAS EXILED FROM TRIBE FOR THIS POST)

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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redm posted:

me still not understand what mean by this but am trying to
it OK thakk

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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wall painting not real, me tell by brushmarks

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

this but not ironic
this stonic age

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Uncle Enzo posted:

Do not poo poo where eat
Wait wait wait what?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Me decorate poop cave, impress females. First me smash hole in floor for wash hole. Females love wash holes. Tribe say big cracks in floor make cave fall down. Me put extra rocks in wash hole and waterfall cave. Females love extra rocks. Tribe say rocks cut females and grow mould. Me cover cave walls with black rocks and redberry stains. Females love black rocks and redberry stains. Tribe say poop cave look like fire dream where kill demons and bring other tribes to laugh at poop cave. Me hide poop hole in small cave inside poop cave. Females love secret poop holes. Tribe ask see poop hole. gently caress you tribe me not show you poop hole.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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redm posted:

me learn from tribe on island, think them call 'sigh ents'
Something Awful but we're a bunch of cavemen and the second act twist shows it's a post apocalypse story

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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*spends 15 minutes searching pile of pre-stamped cave glyphs, gives up and just paints a :v:*

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Please explain to me how new life is created. How does a woman get with child?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Come with me in cave, I show
*one handspan sun movement later* Thank you for the surprisingly informative shadow puppets and also the sex

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Hi me MammothKiller96 me talk to hunting party chief and he say give him all berries and come here for invite and double berries back he say secret password jag puppy

~~~xXxMammothKillerxXx~~~

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Captain_Indigo posted:

The Cave> Main Cave> General Cave > The Cave but it in many moons

"Hello, me Gg and me been to cave over hill!"
"me kill mammoth over there but me over here!"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Shaman Glow Rock create demon copy cave wall to tablet and demon clean cave wall. Demon not talk to demon! First demon die, second demon wash away caves. Many good cave painting lost.

Also demons write curses in secret parts of cave wall. Shaman glow rock strange man

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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me not submit to time-Gurb-get-stuck-on-log-in-lake-for-many-spans-but-keep-saying-it-on-purpose-and-he-not-need-help law

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I get wife solstice present of gathering bag.

She open bag, hole inside with my dick poking out.

It new invention me call it "romance".

Splicer fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Dec 26, 2021

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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*stares confusedly at wet ochre on long dry cave painting*

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Hihohe posted:

Me bully tribe that trade 8 berry for blue bird feather. They say make them important when make them big target.
Me only tweet when pooping

scribble: my bad me mean draw "toot"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Goons With Sharp Sticks But Not Stab Person Sharp Just Stab Food Sharp: Who want nutty cum cake?

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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That good painting, me save *me take three days rubbing berries on rock*

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