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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Cheiftan Lowtax need more berries for shaman remove curse from back

Me hear in other caves, shaman no need so many berries.

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

OP have Neanderthal grandmother. OP dumb

Light fire to see own wall :smug:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Saw Gran Ugs? Warn Warriors!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Me show father cave drawings from Tribe of Rising Sun. He say he disappointed at me.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Grugs from the Reddit Tribe keep telling Hurg I should worship Pewdiepie god. I spit at Pewdiepie god. All he do is shout. Reddit is cave of root chewers.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Who What Now posted:

Look, me make many cave painting of me last hunt. Me tell you about hunt, make funny joke. Me call "Let Hunt".

Do me have pay ten shiny stone for translate of grunts. Me from tumblr tribe and me no want do that.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Who What Now posted:

We find many from tumblr tribe who wear same ritual mask same time. We beat them with club of banishment.

Me go back to cave . paint about your cruel ways.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Is my turn to sacrifice to sun god. The herds have moved so me have no kill to bring back. but me no want sacrifice youngest. How get out of this.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Is no change in good and evil,

You ugg, you zug

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Damo posted:

what?? u not use stone knife to cut boom booms??

Look at big throw here who afford sinew to make knife

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Me take red berry. me learn some elders say "berry paste" when they mean dark ritual with young. Me learn from pale man looking things from deepest part of cave.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


me am love me strange son that walk with ancestors.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Grevling posted:

Weather shaman say it get cold because campfire anger gods. But today it warm haha! Me make bigger than usual campfire.

Mammoth herds sure are thin this winter

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Me hear tell stories of fellow goon tribe, they do ritual where they eat meat that smells cursed. Goons say it make them better hunters and attract mates, but me think they just bears.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Goons, me hunting and me need to make fire. Me am always use fire spark rocks but me forgot in cave. Is way make fire with no spark rocks?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


redm posted:

melt sand for clear flat rock, can use with sun for make fire (not fast but does work)

Sound like witchcraft. Mods, banish this man.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Cave painter start painting more about womanfolk.Woman no even like cave paintings. This plot of seejawoos.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Me hollow out rock and piss in it. Keep piss rock under bed.

Why no get woman?

Put piss rock in tree. You have good luck and many mates afterward.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Doobie, God of Meats, promised many caves full of mammoth meat. Me sacrifice child during mid winter for NOTHING!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

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Me like that ball game with the uggzogs.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


*Double slab

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Help!, me cross land bridge and there are giant birds that eat tribe. How kill?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


RocktheCaulk posted:

When make brown waste, how u clean self? I squat and use mammoth fur.

Me am told chicks dig dingleberries

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


What gently caress? Me thought me close this.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Jef'Ri Yos'Pos now chieftan. Me happy. Low'tax should have been tossed to wolves many moons ago.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


You groons need stop eating yellow moss in deep cave, make piss become inhabited by evil spirits.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Hard to make unless we cavemen that cross landbridge to lands of maize and beaver

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Shaman say me cant get sick if me stay away corpses and not breath stink air but what he know?! shaman cant tell me what do. me free!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Can me eat rock?

Me not shaman

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Heard Grug got raft stuck in creek. Now no one get raft through.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Who What Now posted:

Me dig new poop hole, make cave worth many deer meat. Me decorate with lots of red berry and black soot. Some say me poop hole dug too close to wall, could cause cave in. But me know what cavewoman want.

Why poop hole look like doom map?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Cave artist Gaar Zug keep make cave art about gold haired pig god. Pig just roll in poo poo all day but he make me art as if he dont. Also he keep pointing to things and saying what it is.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Me draw monkey on wall. you give me meat and berry and you can have drawing on wall. it belong to you but stay on wall.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



God of fertility
Large balled pig

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Why fake? No berries or meat to gain!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Me am need help organizing cave please help.

Me have
✌✌this many deer hides
☝️this many sharp shiny rock
🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐this many whole armfuls of mammoth fat
✌🖐 this many berry piles
☝️✌this many clubs

Please help me, clan is dying

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Get rid mammoth fat

*negative monkey screetch*

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Me bully tribe that trade 8 berry for blue bird feather. They say make them important when make them big target.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Me no want food from the big brows anymore.

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Funky Valentine posted:

proposal: cave for safe mushroom use

reality: me fall through ground and into deep cave. me make torch and see dinosaur bones. me grab pterodactyl by shoulders and shake it while me yell MY NEANDERTHAL HAVE YOU TRIED STRANGE BERRIES

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