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SniperWoreConverse posted:me am want eat chungus me want hunt chungus but too smol D: Me buy special shaman leafs from Oog Roogman Time show, get big git gud. Next time can get choongus.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 20:07 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:08 |
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(14, HGH [Hunter Gatherer Husband] and DCW [Dear Cave Wife] 13). Been with cave wife for 3 moons cycles and love life get stale like last weeks mammoth. Want more excitement like when hunt mammoth. Think of open relationship where i can club new cave women and she can be clubbed by new cave men? Don't see why bad.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 23:39 |
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Ugug want try new Gug Foogie Food Cave, he cover mammoth in donk berrie smash paste.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 16:17 |
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Has anyone in cave spoil cavevengers ending? Do they get big buffalo????
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 02:05 |
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Me concerned Chief Trmpu scrawl nonsense on rock for 12 hours this morning while making brown logs.
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# ¿ May 7, 2019 19:43 |
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Help, got minor cut while sharpening rock. Shaman say I have 3 moons to live. What do before die??
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 20:03 |
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redm posted:age fruit for make water that burn when drink. do not drink and use to soak cut. will hurt at first then feel better after hurt. then drink. Too late, cave mate drink all my berry mind fog juice. Where can buy more berry?
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 20:42 |
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redm posted:me have spare 91 proof, can take. just don't break bowl, was gift. Zug zug.
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 20:48 |
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I fill up shitter hole with too much poop. Please advice ??
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 04:42 |
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Negrostrike posted:try eating poop so poop is not in hole no more Try this now make poop from both mouth hole and butt. Hole overflowing. I think u bad shaman, want my three shiny rocks back!
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 14:16 |
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Negrostrike posted:This just prank bro me owned.
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 21:19 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Arrow over powered look weak. me prefer classic club Lol look at pleb use club. When I just cub we hit mastadon with hand egg.
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# ¿ May 29, 2019 17:33 |
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When make brown waste, how u clean self? I squat and use mammoth fur.
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# ¿ May 29, 2019 22:32 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just poo in spring, water wash off. No drink after! I drink water before read now have make much brown waters, well overflow with brown water. Local shaman won't help, please advice !!!
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 02:35 |
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i drop gently caress rock on dingus
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 23:21 |
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Sid Vicious posted:Make mastodon helper, no have Megalodon helper, it for cave ladies Make this man shaman
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# ¿ May 31, 2019 01:51 |
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Me put dingus in dead mammoth mouth, now new chieftan!
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# ¿ May 31, 2019 16:01 |
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*farts in cave* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 22:26 |
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Animal-Mother posted:fire burn Not nice. Cave mom die in cave birth.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 00:30 |
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I cast my rock and various shells for Sid Sid as new sub chieftan
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 04:10 |
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lol Chieftn Trmpo cook meat til charred and eat with red sauce lmao
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 07:07 |
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vaginite posted:I invent rock circle for gently caress but it roll good too He roll good burn at wood pile.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 09:11 |
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 09:14 |
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lulz zuk zuk wear loin cloth on face, think protect from cough cough. what pansy man. *coughs self to death in cave*
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 23:25 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Can me eat rock? Is rock a handwich ?
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 02:23 |
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Call me Derpies Tug Tug, I tug!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 17:55 |
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*Peaks in the QCS cave* Too much poop, even for me
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 20:08 |
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Rust Martialis posted:Strange tales told around fire, medicine woman speak long long about forest spirit penises, then next day Urrg-Who-Make-Carvings say many tribeswomen ask him to make them a forest spirit penis carving now. Can Urgg carve one that go around cave balls?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 16:05 |
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Tribe next cave over worship moon, not sun. Must hit then with club.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 18:11 |
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Rust Martialis posted:arfJason say tale of dead ancestors returning is like bad disease. One elder ban him from campfire, then draw evil sign outside his cave. Many say elder wrong to make evil sign. Several elders walk into wilderness in protest. *nods sagely* Tug tug.
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 05:24 |
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Sid Sid get new cave, have chamber for each member of Sid Sid clan to sleep! Hurray for Sid Sid!
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 06:52 |
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sure okay posted:Im a fuckin moron rear end motherfucker and I wanna SMASH and I wanna gently caress and I dont care if I use my SMASHING ROCK for loving or my loving ROCK for SMASHING IM GONNA DO BOTH Zug zug this is a Mammoth Burger Walk Through
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 07:04 |
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*grunts* merry tug tug
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2021 19:38 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:08 |
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I tug my tugger too hard now need to see tug doctor
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2021 06:40 |