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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

me am want eat chungus
me am want lot chungus meat
who want help hunt big chungus we share


me want hunt chungus but too smol D: Me buy special shaman leafs from Oog Roogman Time show, get big git gud. Next time can get choongus.

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
(14, HGH [Hunter Gatherer Husband] and DCW [Dear Cave Wife] 13). Been with cave wife for 3 moons cycles and love life get stale like last weeks mammoth. Want more excitement like when hunt mammoth. Think of open relationship where i can club new cave women and she can be clubbed by new cave men? Don't see why bad.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Ugug want try new Gug Foogie Food Cave, he cover mammoth in donk berrie smash paste.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Has anyone in cave spoil cavevengers ending? Do they get big buffalo????

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Me concerned Chief Trmpu scrawl nonsense on rock for 12 hours this morning while making brown logs.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Help, got minor cut while sharpening rock. Shaman say I have 3 moons to live. What do before die??

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

redm posted:

age fruit for make water that burn when drink. do not drink and use to soak cut. will hurt at first then feel better after hurt. then drink.

Too late, cave mate drink all my berry mind fog juice. Where can buy more berry?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

redm posted:

me have spare 91 proof, can take. just don't break bowl, was gift.

Zug zug.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I fill up shitter hole with too much poop. Please advice ??

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Negrostrike posted:

try eating poop so poop is not in hole no more

Try this now make poop from both mouth hole and butt. Hole overflowing. I think u bad shaman, want my three shiny rocks back!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Negrostrike posted:

This just prank bro

me owned.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Arrow over powered look weak. me prefer classic club
Look good, feel good. Club.

Lol look at pleb use club. When I just cub we hit mastadon with hand egg.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
When make brown waste, how u clean self? I squat and use mammoth fur.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just poo in spring, water wash off. No drink after!

I drink water before read now have make much brown waters, well overflow with brown water. Local shaman won't help, please advice !!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
i drop gently caress rock on dingus :derp:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Sid Vicious posted:

Make mastodon helper, no have Megalodon helper, it for cave ladies

Make this man shaman

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Me put dingus in dead mammoth mouth, now new chieftan!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*farts in cave*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Animal-Mother posted:

fire burn

pee is... fire?

ONLY AFTER GO TO SEX CAVE WITH YOU MOM! HAH HAH HAH!

Not nice. Cave mom die in cave birth.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I cast my rock and various shells for Sid Sid as new sub chieftan

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
lol Chieftn Trmpo cook meat til charred and eat with red sauce lmao

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

vaginite posted:

I invent rock circle for gently caress but it roll good too

He roll good burn at wood pile.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
lulz zuk zuk wear loin cloth on face, think protect from cough cough. what pansy man.

*coughs self to death in cave*

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Can me eat rock?

Is rock a handwich ?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Call me Derpies Tug Tug, I tug!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*Peaks in the QCS cave*

Too much poop, even for me

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Rust Martialis posted:

Strange tales told around fire, medicine woman speak long long about forest spirit penises, then next day Urrg-Who-Make-Carvings say many tribeswomen ask him to make them a forest spirit penis carving now.

Can Urgg carve one that go around cave balls?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Tribe next cave over worship moon, not sun. Must hit then with club.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Rust Martialis posted:

arfJason say tale of dead ancestors returning is like bad disease. One elder ban him from campfire, then draw evil sign outside his cave. Many say elder wrong to make evil sign. Several elders walk into wilderness in protest.

Argument break out when few say that evil sign is ok if spirit animal is invoked. Others say no, do not dishonor spirit animals, evil sign is bad. The ones who dishonor spirit animals told to follow elders into wilderness.

A new tale is born, and shall be retold around the campfires for ten times ten thousand seasons of those who were cast out of the tribe for dishonoring spirit animals and bringing evil into the campfire, to become pale ghosts in the dark beyond.

*nods sagely*

Tug tug.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Sid Sid get new cave, have chamber for each member of Sid Sid clan to sleep! Hurray for Sid Sid!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

sure okay posted:

Im a fuckin moron rear end motherfucker and I wanna SMASH and I wanna gently caress and I dont care if I use my SMASHING ROCK for loving or my loving ROCK for SMASHING IM GONNA DO BOTH

Zug zug this is a Mammoth Burger Walk Through

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*grunts* merry tug tug

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I tug my tugger too hard now need to see tug doctor

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