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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Spoken tongue make you stupid *grunt*

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Grov build own cave! Ha!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*eats fermented fruit, hides in darkest corner of cave*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Your cave has ramp?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Chiefs knew

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ever hear cave made dead mouse their chief?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Ogg see tall skinny man with many arm on a hunt.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ogg give many rock for picture of boat. Ogg sail soon!

Colonel Cancer fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Mar 18, 2019

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Edgar posted:

Small men and she-men keep eating round ground food outside cave. What spear for me to use?

Just hit with diggin stick

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Roog have bad luck with tinder. No spark!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Grug think fertility idol demeaning to cavewomen. It promote unrealistic standards.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Grug prefer rock paintings from tribe across the river to real human contact.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Me give wolf pelt to Ogg stay warm, but now Ogg act funny. Why caveman want dress up like animal and gently caress other caveman dress up like animal?
Ogg powerful shaman. Ogg speak to animal spirit. You be proud!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*shakes Neanderthal skeleton* you try mushroom piss!?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cave painting make you stupid

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Zog like apple. Zog no like ant roid.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Me like rock music.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Thag carry fire to cavewoman home, not even get hug.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Jeb! For chieftain.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Me see Grug yell in apple, ask why. He laughs.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Me am modern caveman. Me get pebble watch.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You give big rock, me give you pebble every round moon. Compound interest!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sea peoples not cave men

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Ant shaman go up Buffalo butt, it go boom.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Dumb tribe next cave make fire with earth rocks, me use clean lightning.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Cave babes with clubs

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Shaman kill man winter with rock fire, am disappoint.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

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Me neanderthalstomper.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Shaman say man can make babby with other man. Me keep trying.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Had strange dream last night. Huk himself appear before me and put meat on feet.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dumb woman lost in jungle many suns and moons. Me smart, stay in cave.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Me go inside fartmouth clan cave. It stink, me go back tell you about it.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just poo in spring, water wash off. No drink after!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Papyrus over rock or under rock? One way right only.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Me eat paleolithic diet every day. Am strong, healthy.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Poison berry make sky hunt ground crowded

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Maybe sparkle crystal cave was in us all along.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sit in cave or evil ghost get you

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What the gently caress is bridge? You futurists need to grow up and face reality

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wheel is not so many year away, in days of ancestors and now hawhaw

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