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Me upgrade cave, get woman
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ahhh after hard day of touch flint me can drink berry juice and smear poop on wall.
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Mar 18, 2019 05:13
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Colonel Cancer posted:Grug think fertility idol demeaning to cavewomen. It promote unrealistic standards. Woman magic go too far.
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Mar 18, 2019 06:55
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Splicer posted:This animal dumb. Smell bad. Taste bad. Fall down a lot. Me hunt animal for days, talk about how bad it is. Throw away shiny flint piece
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Mar 18, 2019 11:24
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Me no like thread. Lack realistic palaeolithic vocabulary.
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Mar 18, 2019 17:25
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Many people begin eat fire-meat. Cookfire go up in every cave. Just trend. Gog say it last two moons, tops.
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Mar 19, 2019 04:37
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Gog find better way: put meat in bag with water not very hot. Then go sleep. Now eat meat!
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Mar 19, 2019 04:39
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Me have idea. You give five handfuls of berries every moon, me tell story make fun of big chief around fire. You give 10 handfuls of berries me make you funny loincloth.
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Mar 20, 2019 10:46
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Hard for me to talk to tribe. They am judge me! I stay in cave.
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Mar 22, 2019 07:55
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Try rubbing manhood with hand, it make fertility magic.
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Mar 22, 2019 08:40
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Someone ask me if me have stairs in cave. Me not know what is "stairs". In cave me have fertility idol and leaves.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:41
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Weather shaman say it get cold because campfire anger gods. But today it warm haha! Me make bigger than usual campfire.
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Apr 8, 2019 19:25
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Try throwing poop at enemy tribe.
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May 15, 2019 05:41
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Family living in spare cave give me too few berry for rent, how me legally charge them more berry?
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May 22, 2019 12:16
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*Enters and leaves several different tribes' caves every day, just staring and listening to them talk*
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May 29, 2019 17:16
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Technology change so fast. Feel like yesterday − sharp stick still be cool. Nowadays? Must have fire-hardened stick. But me never tie sharp rock to stick. It gay!
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May 31, 2019 04:53
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