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Invents porn before fire. Draws boobs all over the cave wall and runs, gigglesnorting, to masturbate in the corner. Instead of men hunting and women gathering, the women are all out spearing fish and talking poo poo, and the men are inside complaining about politics and hardware specs. Invents stairs, but cannot figure out how to.put them inside dwelling. Vapes out of a hollowed-out tibia. Defeated the raiding tribe of Ebaumsworld. E: i misunderstood this thread. Zaurg, why not buy horse? It cut grass. Then you can eat. Horse much smaller in the Neolithic. Maybe small horse bad for goons. Ung.
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Ong not do poo poo in poo poo Cave. Ong do poo poo in Pee Cave. It big problem. Me tell Ork not touch poo-poo, but he touch. Now he banned from tribe.
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Mar 19, 2019 15:53
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Me try take long walk. Collect many rocks from friends. Put them in small wheel-machine to hold. Thousand of rocks. Am ready! It very hard take a walk. Rocks heavy. Wheel technology not perfect yet. Me stop.
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Mar 20, 2019 07:51
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Me make small human, but first me give many, many rocks to buy pelts when me go see Kids in the Cave reunion tour. Also, me mate no want eat green food plants because he die. Maybe. Me not know for sure.
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Mar 20, 2019 08:21
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first you take long fruit, use stick to remove middle and eat. get mud. put mud in tube. put dick in tube. not need fee-males anymore!
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Mar 22, 2019 10:07
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:You like bad type cave paint big eyes kill self this but not ironic
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Mar 22, 2019 10:37
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Splicer posted:this stonic age me laugh very hard
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Mar 22, 2019 12:24
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my tribesman have u try lick magic rock?
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Mar 22, 2019 12:45
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oh please not draw klurf on cave wall
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Mar 31, 2019 22:24
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how is babby formed me is serious, me really not know
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May 11, 2019 19:47
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sweet thursday posted:Ugg i have mate sorry
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May 11, 2019 19:52
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Animal-Mother posted:at witch doctor, lost fingat me like username/thread combo
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May 11, 2019 23:11
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:No! ME fingers!!! me bring round grain slab with red fruit and old milk. when walk through door, me surprised! but also intrigue. me can get in on this action?
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May 12, 2019 10:23
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Negrostrike posted:h₂áu̯ei̯ h₁i̯osméi̯ h₂u̯l̥h₁náh₂ né h₁ést, só h₁éḱu̯oms derḱt. só gʷr̥hₓúm u̯óǵʰom u̯eǵʰed; só méǵh₂m̥ bʰórom; só dʰǵʰémonm̥ h₂ṓḱu bʰered. h₂óu̯is h₁ékʷoi̯bʰi̯os u̯eu̯ked: “dʰǵʰémonm̥ spéḱi̯oh₂ h₁éḱu̯oms-kʷe h₂áǵeti, ḱḗr moi̯ agʰnutor”. h₁éḱu̯ōs tu u̯eu̯kond: “ḱludʰí, h₂ou̯ei̯! tód spéḱi̯omes, n̥sméi̯ agʰnutór ḱḗr: dʰǵʰémō, pótis, sē h₂áu̯i̯es h₂u̯l̥h₁náh₂ gʷʰérmom u̯éstrom u̯ept, h₂áu̯ibʰi̯os tu h₂u̯l̥h₁náh₂ né h₁esti. tód ḱeḱluu̯ṓs h₂óu̯is h₂aǵróm bʰuged. what Sigur Ros album this from?
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May 13, 2019 16:38
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more like useless long-life man who not feel ouch
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May 29, 2019 17:56
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Angelwolf posted:Wooman not lost. Is in my cave more like you in her cave *rimshot* because drums invent early in existence of bald ape
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May 29, 2019 18:44
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even in year 30,000 b.c. i call official rock-throwing guys on granos
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Jul 23, 2020 15:21
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Hihohe posted:Hard to make unless we cavemen that cross landbridge to lands of maize and beaver Me hear you mom lands of maize and beaver
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Jul 23, 2020 20:14
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i put on my skins and shaman's hat
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Jul 24, 2020 07:24
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you want roll in hay? no really is my bed
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Jul 24, 2020 09:12
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why you offer floor grains when delicious meaty toe right there????
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Jul 24, 2020 10:13
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I try to invent well but goons keep filling up.
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Mar 26, 2021 20:59
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PinheadSlim posted:you expect me poo poo in own cave? rood Basement not cave, my friend.
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Look absolute unit
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